Which one gets to wear the blackface?
Well, somebody better stand up and do it. All five of them are white. Can't have that.
None of them are disabled, or fat, or brown. Can't have that.
And worst of all, none of them are LGBTQWERTY.
No, wait, I take that back. Probably all of them are.
Well, since Kimmel used blackface in a comedic sketches in the past (and since apologized for it), I would say him.