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Alleged Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released By Federal Judge
Twitter / X / Forbes ^
| May 06, 2026
| Staff
Posted on 05/06/2026 6:25:55 PM PDT by Red Badger
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KEYWORDS: epstein; jeffreyepstein; saturdaynightlive; saturdaynightvile; snl; suicidenote; willferrell
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Best I can do translating:
They investigated me for month - Found NOTHING!!!
So 15 year old charges [reinstated?]
It is a treat to be able to choose [now?]
Time to say goodbye.
Watcha want me to do - BUST OUT CRYIN!!!
NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!
To: Red Badger
So... as more people don't believe
A. It was suicide.
or
B. He's even dead.
...a suicide note magically appears.
To: T.B. Yoits
It’s a strange suicide note if that is what it is.............
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:29:20 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
To: Red Badger
No… to chose one’s time to say goodbye
To: Red Badger
They investigated me for month - Found NOTHING!!!
So 15 year old charges [reinstated?]
It is a treat to be able to choose ones time to say goodbye.
Watcha want me to do - BUST OUT CRYIN!!!
NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!
To: Red Badger
Get a handwriting analysis expert in. That looks like Hillary’s handwriting.
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:33:32 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Import the third world. Become the second world.)
To: Pikachu_Dad
Okay, that looks better.........
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:34:03 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:35:15 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: Responsibility2nd
I thought this guy was super educated. His handwriting is atrocious!...............
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:35:45 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
To: Red Badger
I wonder if this “suicide note” came from the same folks who produced Obama’s birth certificate.
🤔
P.S. to the Deep State: Just kidding. Please don’t have me whacked.
To: Responsibility2nd
“....That looks like Hillary’s handwriting.”
LOL
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:37:41 PM PDT
by
Swirl
To: dfwgator
To: Red Badger
He’s on Gilligan’s Island...playing with his little buddy.
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:39:37 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(there are demons out there, and they look like people)
To: Red Badger
His handwriting — assuming it is his — is highly erratic. Deviant tendencies?
He felt absolutely no guilt.
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:53:04 PM PDT
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: Red Badger
Ghislaine said that Jeffrey “needed” to have sexual gratification at least three times every single day. That prospect was over, forever. Might have been reason enough to snuff himself.
To: Red Badger
He had a High School education.
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:59:13 PM PDT
by
vivenne
(7Come to think of it. Fact.)
To: Red Badger
I’d LOVE to see the chain of custody documentation on this piece of ‘evidence’!
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posted on
05/06/2026 6:59:42 PM PDT
by
Oscar in Batangas
(An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
To: Red Badger
I’ll offer:
“I aren’t dint kill myseff”
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posted on
05/06/2026 7:02:35 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(We are all Charlie Kirk now)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
05/06/2026 7:17:09 PM PDT
by
VTenigma
(Conspiracy theory is the new "spoiler alert")
To: VTenigma
Yup. And some of us oldtimers got the TV reference.
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posted on
05/06/2026 7:32:05 PM PDT
by
fhayek
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