Recent test reveals that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler

X ^ | April 23, 2026 | Mechanical Knowledge (@mechanical_4u)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

It's a scientific fact! Computational Fluid Dynamics has proven that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: aerodynamics; cow; jeep; wranger

[Equine1952]

You have to admit, cows go up side hill game trails better than a jeep, and they have gas they don’t need it. I’ll admit mounting a CB whip antenna is a challenge on a cow. A jeep kept clean, well they don’t draw flies like a cow. Aerodynamicly , I guess there are arguments to be made both ways. Bottom line dead cow tastes better on the grill.

[z3n]

[stevio]

Probably more reliable than the new ones too.

[omni-scientist]

May be true, but when the SHTF happens, you can at least eat the cow.

[_longranger81]

Plus the cow makes its own gas.

[kawhill]

“Recent test reveals that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler”. Naw, pigs are.

[1Old Pro]

Plus the cow makes its own gas.

But can it spontaneously combust like the E jeeps?

[central_va]

How about compared to the F-4 Phantom ?

[Candor7]

Jet Cows are now being tested.

[Still Thinking]

....and gets better ‘gas’ mileage, doesn’t leak when it rains, and you can barbecue it.

[Equine1952]

Now we gotta watch where we point our cows. Sheeesssh.

[farmguy]

Yeh, sure...

Let’s compare them in the quarter mile then.

[citizen]

I have to admit I never thought about that.

[Chainmail]

A brick is more aerodynamic than a Jeep Cherokee.

[fruser1]

If I have seen further than other men, it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of cows.

[TexasGator]

“More evidence of Intelligent Design.”

Wasted design. Cows rarely move fast enough to make a difference.

[MotorCityBuck]

😀

[MotorCityBuck]

👍

[Candor7]

A weapon to be used against the “woke?”

Let it ripe bossey !

[alancarp]

If they were, mine could mobilize whole armies.