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Recent test reveals that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler
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| April 23, 2026
| Mechanical Knowledge (@mechanical_4u)
Posted on 04/23/2026 1:29:56 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
It's a scientific fact! Computational Fluid Dynamics has proven that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: aerodynamics; cow; jeep; wranger
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Han Yolo wrote "Tests should also reveal that a cow is vastly more reliable, gets better mileage, and has 99.9% uptime than a Jeep Wrangler."
Clark Wilson wrote "Is this true or is it a bum steer?"
Steve Williamson wrote "Mongo knew."
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Love my Jeeps and have had one most of my adult life. The big flat windshield of the traditional Jeep design has probably killed more bugs than DDT.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Wrangler owner here. I believe it.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
This has personal implications, given my size 17 leather kicks.
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:33:23 PM PDT
by
alancarp
(George Orwell was an optimist.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Cows don’t have a flat windshield....
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:33:29 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
More evidence of Intelligent Design.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Maybe that old storybook tale about ‘The Cow Jumped Over The Moon!” was not completely fantasy after all.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I’d like to see a Jeep Wrangler jump over the moon!
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Guess we should start tiding cows...
How about Cheetahs?
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:34:23 PM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA "by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: Joe 6-pack
The popular saying often seen on Jeep decals is: “Go around. If it was meant to be fast, it wouldn’t be shaped like a brick”.
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:35:42 PM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: alancarp
Are leather kicks chick magnets?
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:36:48 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I assume this was a gov’t funded study?
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:37:27 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(Crushing Israel's biggest enemy is upsetting many!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Might it not depend on the speed for practical use?
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:37:32 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
To: 9YearLurker
Should Musk buy Jeep, he could git ‘er done...
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:37:48 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Hahahahahahaha!
THIS is why I love Free Republic!
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:38:02 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
JEEP. Just empty every pocket.
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:38:30 PM PDT
by
BOBWADE
(God Bless America)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:40:57 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Didn’t a cow jump over the moon?
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:41:40 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
To: 1Old Pro
My standard reply to people who criticize a Jeep's lack of speed is to challenge them to a race. They get to choose the date and time, and I get to choose the road;-)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
In other words...
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posted on
04/23/2026 1:44:01 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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