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'King of bullfighters' left 'seriously injured' after bull's 10cm gore perforates rectum
Daily Star ^
| 20 April 2026
| Simon Hamalienko
Posted on 04/20/2026 5:29:45 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Jose Antonio Morante Camacho, dubbed 'king of the bullfighters' by some publications, has reportedly suffered a "very serious" injury after a bull gored him as a medical reports reveal an injury to his rectum.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: serious; uranus
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To: crusty old prospector
“They said it was a million dollar wound. But I never saw any of that money.”
41
posted on
04/20/2026 6:54:07 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Time for a new line of work. He’ll never live that down.
To: Equine1952
To: Deaf Smith
He made more than that at Bubba Gump.
To: posterchild
One of my favorite punchlines of all time.
45
posted on
04/20/2026 7:07:20 PM PDT
by
power2
(JMJ)
To: lee martell
Time for a new line of work. He’ll never live that down.
Not exactly the moment for this man to take a seat...
46
posted on
04/20/2026 7:11:49 PM PDT
by
nicollo
(Trump beat the cheat! )
To: Chode
Ping to the good old days.
To: fidelis
48
posted on
04/20/2026 7:25:08 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: DUMBGRUNT
Three young bulls on a hill, overlooking a pasture, pondering their futures:
Bull One said “I’m going to Spain where I can trample tourists in the street.”
Bull Two replied “I’m going to Mexico to gore stupid matadors. What are you going to do, Three?”
“You boys go tear up the world. Me, I’m staying right here on the farm for heifer and heifer.”
49
posted on
04/20/2026 7:32:37 PM PDT
by
MikelTackNailer
(Will you still love me, will you still hug me, now I'm Sixty-Four! (you 4/20 people smoke one for me)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The Matadors final words"Ouch".
50
posted on
04/20/2026 7:40:41 PM PDT
by
Waverunner
(Torah! Torah! Torah! my favorite IDF radio code.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Wrecked him? Drilled him and damn near killed him!
51
posted on
04/20/2026 7:48:51 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I always root for the bull.
52
posted on
04/20/2026 7:58:28 PM PDT
by
nonliberal
(Pinochet did nothing wrong.)
To: power2
One of my favorite punchlines of all time.
= = =
Come on, a “Punch line”?
53
posted on
04/20/2026 7:58:31 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
To: DUMBGRUNT
8 dont like people getting hurt, but I also dont like bullfighting and what they do to the bulls.
54
posted on
04/20/2026 8:00:20 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The rectum:
“ The rectum is highly vascular, characterized by a rich, multi-source blood supply and extensive collateral networks. It receives arterial blood from the superior, middle, and inferior rectal arteries and drains through a dense rectal venous plexus. This intense vascularization provides consistent blood flow and supports significant absorption capabilities”
Damn near could have killed him.
55
posted on
04/20/2026 8:08:58 PM PDT
by
dadgum
(Fight to WIN or do not fight at all)
To: posterchild
"Damn near killed him."
That's the comment I came to this thread for!
56
posted on
04/20/2026 8:12:37 PM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: All
And another five centimeters he woulda become “The QUEEN of Bullfighters “.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Told that joke to an Argentine friend of mine with Spanish ancestry.
He loved it. Embraced it, embellished it and told it with great gusto to all his family and friends!
58
posted on
04/20/2026 8:20:50 PM PDT
by
sjmjax
To: posterchild
I see what you did there.
59
posted on
04/20/2026 10:20:00 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens. --DJT)
To: DUMBGRUNT
No mention in the article about how the bull is doing?
At least a "resting comfortably?"
Regards,
60
posted on
04/20/2026 10:47:40 PM PDT
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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