Posted on 04/20/2026 5:29:45 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Jose Antonio Morante Camacho, dubbed 'king of the bullfighters' by some publications, has reportedly suffered a "very serious" injury after a bull gored him as a medical reports reveal an injury to his rectum.
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“They said it was a million dollar wound. But I never saw any of that money.”
Time for a new line of work. He’ll never live that down.
Yuk yuk.
He made more than that at Bubba Gump.
One of my favorite punchlines of all time.
Time for a new line of work. He’ll never live that down.Not exactly the moment for this man to take a seat...
Ping to the good old days.
Three young bulls on a hill, overlooking a pasture, pondering their futures:
Bull One said “I’m going to Spain where I can trample tourists in the street.”
Bull Two replied “I’m going to Mexico to gore stupid matadors. What are you going to do, Three?”
“You boys go tear up the world. Me, I’m staying right here on the farm for heifer and heifer.”
Wrecked him? Drilled him and damn near killed him!
I always root for the bull.
One of my favorite punchlines of all time.
= = =
Come on, a “Punch line”?
8 dont like people getting hurt, but I also dont like bullfighting and what they do to the bulls.
The rectum:
“ The rectum is highly vascular, characterized by a rich, multi-source blood supply and extensive collateral networks. It receives arterial blood from the superior, middle, and inferior rectal arteries and drains through a dense rectal venous plexus. This intense vascularization provides consistent blood flow and supports significant absorption capabilities”
Damn near could have killed him.
That's the comment I came to this thread for!
And another five centimeters he woulda become “The QUEEN of Bullfighters “.
Told that joke to an Argentine friend of mine with Spanish ancestry.
He loved it. Embraced it, embellished it and told it with great gusto to all his family and friends!
I see what you did there.
At least a "resting comfortably?"
Regards,
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