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'King of bullfighters' left 'seriously injured' after bull's 10cm gore perforates rectum
Daily Star ^
| 20 April 2026
| Simon Hamalienko
Posted on 04/20/2026 5:29:45 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Jose Antonio Morante Camacho, dubbed 'king of the bullfighters' by some publications, has reportedly suffered a "very serious" injury after a bull gored him as a medical reports reveal an injury to his rectum.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: serious; uranus
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The punchline to an old bullfight joke, about the size of the diner special; sometimes the bull wins.
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:29:45 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:30:53 PM PDT
by
Ken Regis
(I concur )
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Damn! Mess with the bull, and you get the horns.
To: DUMBGRUNT
“Sometimes, Senor, the bull - he does not lose.”
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:31:40 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too. 😁 " - Robert Conquest )
To: Ken Regis
The horn of plenty
… of pain
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:32:25 PM PDT
by
Ken Regis
(I concur )
To: Ken Regis
The horn of plenty
… of pain
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:32:28 PM PDT
by
Ken Regis
(I concur )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Since it would make a huge difference, they should indicate whether the bull managed to get one or both horns in there.
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:34:01 PM PDT
by
fruser1
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sometimes, a bit of justice..
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:34:13 PM PDT
by
sonova
(No money? You're free to go.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Bull: Up yours buddy !
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:36:38 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Plenty of witnesses so that should count as a hole in one.
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:37:53 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:38:38 PM PDT
by
A_perfect_lady
(The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
To: Texas Eagle
—”Plenty of witnesses so that should count as a hole in one.”
That could be quite a bar tab. I hope he had the insurance.
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:43:17 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
To: DUMBGRUNT; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle; PROCON; SaveFerris
Another case from the files of !
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:44:14 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
("The prosperity gospel is exactly like marrying someone for their money." -Sean Demars)
To: A_perfect_lady
—”Bullseye!”
Clearly today’s ne plus ultra!
For that, you have won a hearty handshake.
Well done.
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:46:32 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
To: OldHarbor
There you are with your pink socks and tasseled loafers and Mickey Mouse hat and some bull comes along and decides to make you a hood ornament.
Ole!
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:46:36 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:47:47 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:51:56 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: DUMBGRUNT
Oh Schiff, er, um,
Oh shiite..
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posted on
04/20/2026 5:53:25 PM PDT
by
A strike
(miss Rush but miss CharlieKirk more)
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