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Gopher spray with Peppermint Oil and Vodka
https://peskylittlecritters.com ^ | April 15 2026 | Beowulf9

Posted on 04/15/2026 3:58:49 PM PDT by Beowulf9

Still trying to get rid of the gophers in my yard.

I read there are scents they don't like, makes 'em leave so I'm making a natural pest repellent spray infused with peppermint to ward off the gophers. I thought I'd put it up here for anyone else with this problem to try. Not expensive, doesn't hurt pets. Hope it works.

Surprisingly this recipe says to mix with distilled water and VODKA!?

They will either leave or hang out at the patio trying to hook up with loose gopher chicks 🦫

If I hear them singing Muskrat Love tonight I'll know it's not working...for me anyway.

This is why there are no gophers in Russia 😆


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Gardening; Humor
KEYWORDS: gophers; repellent; vodka
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1 posted on 04/15/2026 3:58:49 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9
Make sure you're using only the top shelf for gophers!


2 posted on 04/15/2026 4:00:38 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Beowulf9

Bill Murray used small explosives in Caddyshack.


3 posted on 04/15/2026 4:05:27 PM PDT by detective (F)
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To: Drew68

This seems like a tincture. It doesn’t require top-shelf. (I make vanilla extract with the cheapest vodka I can get as long as it’s 80 proof.)


4 posted on 04/15/2026 4:05:46 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Drew68

You know, you’re right. I don’t want to be accused of gopher abuse.


5 posted on 04/15/2026 4:06:34 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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And if the gophers won’t leave, add ic and drink until you don’t care.


6 posted on 04/15/2026 4:07:49 PM PDT by I-ambush (From the brightest star comes the blackest holeYou had so much to offer, why didya offer your soul?)
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Ice


7 posted on 04/15/2026 4:08:16 PM PDT by I-ambush (From the brightest star comes the blackest holeYou had so much to offer, why didya offer your soul?)
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To: Beowulf9

Throw in a lemon slice and it’s a mint cooler. Gophers prefer mojitos or mint juleps.


8 posted on 04/15/2026 4:08:17 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Dept. of Education should teach about Nietzsche: DOGE didn't kill it and now it's stronger than ever)
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To: I-ambush

That plan may be on the board 😆


9 posted on 04/15/2026 4:08:51 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: KarlInOhio

😆


10 posted on 04/15/2026 4:09:50 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Get a cat that’s an outdoor hunter, or raise one or two to be outdoor cats. Works like a charm.


11 posted on 04/15/2026 4:09:54 PM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: Beowulf9
The vodka is to keep the oil mixed with the water.

Or for you.

A couple of shots and the gophers will not matter.

12 posted on 04/15/2026 4:16:40 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
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yeah but why would they stay around? It’s a thought, there are plenty of cats at the pound but it gets so hot here in the summer keeping a cat outside would be just awful and I already have an indoor cat that maybe wouldn’t mix well.


13 posted on 04/15/2026 4:19:24 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Did you try flooding their holes with buckets of water, forcing them out?


14 posted on 04/15/2026 4:20:34 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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The link you provided refers to insects only.......


15 posted on 04/15/2026 4:21:56 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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I have heard of the peppermint trick one other time…


16 posted on 04/15/2026 4:27:35 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Groypers: “Low IQ” - PDJT)
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Yeah, if you already have an indoor cat (one you don’t let go out and hunt) the outdoor cat could be an issue.

I used to have a gopher, rat and chipmunk problem, because I feed the birds.

Then a cat adopted me. She comes in and out whenever she wants and always in at night and sleeps on my bed. She goes out early in the morning and pretty much is out all day except she comes in and naps mid morning.

She has killed rats, mice, gophers, moles, young possums, rabbits, countless snakes, lizards, birds, and palmetto bugs.

I don’t have any rodent problems anymore.


17 posted on 04/15/2026 4:31:13 PM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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The fumes from lit road flares into holes should work. (ADAM 12 show comment).


18 posted on 04/15/2026 4:31:39 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: Beowulf9

Better use real vodka made with potatoes instead of that imitation stuff like Grey Goose that’s just watered down grain alcohol. Grey Goose doesn’t even use corn like a good clear moonshine does. Just uses wheat.


19 posted on 04/15/2026 4:38:03 PM PDT by PAR35
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My feral cat tends to what to sleep inside during the day, and go out at night for hunting.


20 posted on 04/15/2026 4:41:09 PM PDT by PAR35
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