8 Amazing Features Of Trump's Proposed Presidential Library

The Bee ^ | Apr 1, 2026 | The Bee

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Though Donald Trump will leave office after a new president is elected in 2028, his legacy will live on forever in the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library in Miami. The proposed library will feature an impressive lineup of exhibits, with some of them still being kept under wraps.

The Babylon Bee has heard from inside sources that visitors can expect to see the following exciting features:

1. Two 18-hole golf courses that look like Trump's face when seen from the air: You'll be challenged by the tricky par-5 that leads into his nostril.

2. "Build-A-Wall" play area for kids: Hours of fun, and Mexico will pay for it.

3. Diet Coke fountain: 70,000 gallons of sweet, fizzy beauty.

4. 27-foot-tall statue of Barron: Life-sized, of course.

5. Food court offering taco salads made with love by actual Mexicans: McRibs, too, but only for limited times, unfortunately.

6. A hardworking staff made up entirely of Marco Rubio: He's busy, but he handles every job well.

7. Hall of Wives: A long, long corridor honoring the many Mrs. Trumps.

8. 50,000 copies of Trump: The Art of the Deal: A library has to have some books, right?

The world has never seen a presidential library like this, many people are saying so.

[NetAddicted]

Wonderful! Sounds like a great place to visit.

[rlmorel]

I just laughed my butt off at that one!

[Vaduz]

Me too and often

[GOPJ]

A hardworking staff made up entirely of Marco Rubio: He's busy, but he handles every job well.

lol