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Posted on 03/30/2026 1:10:58 PM PDT by V_TWIN
Babylon Bee Join Toggle navigation menu Banner Ad 11 Pickup Lines For Getting Chicks At A 'No Kings' Rally Politics · Mar 30, 2026 · BabylonBee.com Ashlin Galbraith / Shutterstock Image for article: 11 Pickup Lines For Getting Chicks At A 'No Kings' Rally Banner Ad A "No Kings" rally isn't just an excuse to take off work while protesting a thing that doesn't exist in America — it's also a great way to find love. Knowing what the chicks at a "No Kings" protest want to hear is the key.
The Babylon Bee spent the weekend compiling the most popular lines used to pick up chicks at the "No Kings" rallies across the country:
"I also hate Trump, and I can't coherently explain why." It's important to point out what you have in common.
"Are your Birkenstocks making your feet sore? Because you've been running through my mind all day." It goes a long way to compliment her on her fashion style.
"Hey, there. Do you identify as a woman?" Misgendering right off the bat can kill your chances.
"We should set up a play date for our vegan trans cats." Sometimes, the quickest way to a girl's heart is through her non-binary pets.
"I don't want to brag, but I once bench pressed 20 pounds." Guaranteed to impress.
"What's your favorite episode of The View?" Once she finds out you love listening to screeching harpies, you're in.
"No kings, but YAS QUEEN, am I right?" You smooth operator, you.
"I love the way the wind blows through your pink and green hair." Let her know that you find her attractive.
"I couldn't help but notice your insane screaming from across the street." Nothing wrong with a little sweet-talking.
"Want to go grab an oat milk latte and avocado toast after the rally?" Thoughtful and romantic.
"You're the most beautiful woman I've seen since Hillary Clinton." Once you drop this baby on her, she'll be yours.
Use any of the lines listed above at the next "No Kings" rally, and you're guaranteed to find your soulmate. Which other pick-up lines do you think would be most effective?
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Her reply: "Ewww. Gross. I hate big muscles"
This actually isn’t satire. I can’t tell you how many guys I’ve talked to that during the 60s they didn’t give a damn about the protest. They just went to score with the hippie chicks.
At least hippy chicks were thin.
“Hey, Girl! Did you knit that Code Pink hat yourself? Would you teach me how to knit?”
“I only date women with a penis”
“Is that a geritol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me”
From what I’ve seen of progressive protesters, they’re of one of two kinds -—they’re either likely to be man haters, or they’re desperate and will follow any man who acts only mildly interested.
Why would anyone want to?
12 “ you deserve me, so... my gender is your choice ! “
( Arrogance AND Submissive , the perfect oxymoron )
Some dudes will pork anything, they have no shame.
Just mention modern art, Civil Rights, or folk music and you’re in like Flynn.
Sure Otter 👌
Thanks very much. 90 percent of the Bee articles are hilarious. We enjoy them a lot. And frankly we’re tired (at least for awhile) trying to correct some of the lies and distortions and enemy propaganda that’s spread online —- what utter rubbish! It just gets wearisome - gonna try taking a break from it and let the brainwashed (and useful idiots) deal with their problems by themselves for awhile.
That’s Great! LOL!
Once in a while I’ll take a hiatus from FR for a week or two....sort of a mental-health break.
Same with the news.....overload can actually cause slight depression......in me anyway.
Hmmm, I'd never thought of it before, but I'd bet it's illegal for a vet to perform genital mutilation surgery on a cat.
Better shout those lines. The ladies at those rallies look like they might have age-related hearing loss.
One of the side effects (there are over 700 IRC) of the Fauci jab is neurological damage.
I ran into a recently retired Canadian preacher and made a comment but he said, "WAIT, I need to put in my hearing aid."
That's the second jabbed liberal that I know that has (probably) vaxxxxxxxxxxxxxine caused hearing loss. If Fauci could have just convinced them to get in line to get MORE boosters, Dr. Bill Gates could have easily met his depopulation goals.
Oh just say the feline is trans even though it isn’t. It’s the virtue signalling that counts.
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