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Trump Postpones Iran Strikes Until They All Assemble In One Place Again For A Meeting
babylonbee.com ^ | March 23, 2026

Posted on 03/23/2026 10:19:52 AM PDT by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a promising sign that the weeks-long conflict in the Middle East could soon be over, President Donald Trump postponed strikes against Iran until all of its leaders assembled in one place again for a meeting.

Trump posted the announcement to his Truth Social account on Monday morning, revealing that planned strikes on strategic targets would be halted until all of the remaining leaders of the Iranian government gathered again in one room.

"We're holding off until we get them all together again," Trump posted. "We did it before, and it was very successful. It was my idea. I said to the generals, ‘Let's just wait until they all hang out together.' They told me it would never happen, but it did. And we took them all out at once. Now, because I am so gracious and kind, I am ordering the Department of War to postpone all planned strikes until the Iranians get their leaders in one place again. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

According to well-placed sources in Tehran, the Iranians were relieved there would be a break in the bombardment. "We are glad to hear Trump is postponing other strikes," one insider said. "It's a welcome sign that this may all be over soon. We're all going to schedule a meeting at Omar's house to discuss these negotiations with the Americans and see where we go from here."

At publishing time, Pentagon officials were reportedly gathering intelligence on where "Omar's house" is for no specific reason.


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where "Omar's house" is

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Lol!

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1 posted on 03/23/2026 10:19:52 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN
Prior posted thread on FR:
Trump Delays Strikes on Iranian Energy Sites 5 Days
You guys working tag-team? LOLOLOL
2 posted on 03/23/2026 10:37:08 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: V_TWIN

It could be true. 😆


3 posted on 03/23/2026 10:56:03 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: V_TWIN

I’d say it’s a sting...


4 posted on 03/23/2026 1:06:22 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: V_TWIN

Trump posted. “We did it before, and it was very successful. It was my idea. I said to the generals, ‘Let’s just wait until they all hang out together.’ They told me it would never happen, but it did. And we took them all out at once. Now, because I am so gracious and kind, I am ordering the Department of War to postpone all planned strikes until the Iranians get their leaders in one place again.” Good thinking Mr. President.


5 posted on 03/23/2026 1:38:46 PM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch Wrthym because + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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To: dayglored

This is “The Bee” version. The peace talk “one house meeting/gathering”(Omar’s)...ha! ;-)


6 posted on 03/23/2026 1:56:13 PM PDT by Drago
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