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Posted on 03/21/2026 2:12:01 AM PDT by Libloather
San Francisco’s streets have seen their fair share of oddities — but a gun-toting man with a pet duck riding in the backseat of a purple Ferrari may take the cake.
Police arrested 51-year-old Brian Currier on Monday after he allegedly waved a gun at a pedestrian, authorities said.
The flamboyant gunslinger then barricaded himself inside his apartment in the luxe Nob Hill neighborhood, prompting an hours-long standoff, according to cops.
Neighbors told The San Francisco Standard that Currier was a local curiosity, often spotted zipping around in his flashy purple Ferrari with his duck, Daisy, like a loyal sidekick.
As police surrounded his apartment on Monday afternoon, Currier fired off a string of bizarre, unhinged emails to the outlet that painted a chilling picture of his state of mind.
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About an hour later, the situation escalated. “CALLING ALL ALLIES TO COME TO MY HOME AND REMOVE THE ASSASSIN FAKE COP TEAMS ASAP,” he wrote, claiming his apartment was encircled by “child-torturing fake cop assassins.”
After the arrest, Animal Care and Control reportedly took Daisy in.
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Surprisingly, he's not wrong. Dood probably made a fortune selling poop maps.
What a weirdo.
Doesn’t he know Ducks clash with purple?
Not so many Ferraris have back seats.
In one message sent around 2:40 p.m. with the subject line “EYE HEART SF,” Currier reportedly warned that anyone in San Francisco who “stepped outside their home”would be “put into eternal torture.”
Libloather wrote: "Surprisingly, he's not wrong. Dood probably made a fortune selling poop maps."
About an hour later, the situation escalated. “CALLING ALL ALLIES TO COME TO MY HOME AND REMOVE THE ASSASSIN FAKE COP TEAMS ASAP,” he wrote
Great, a keyboard commando to boot. With the ever-present 'Wite out' conditions in SF Bay, at minimum he could have applied himself by writing a useful tell-all book instead of aimlessly roaming the streets of.
Quacks, Queers, and QWERTY: the Quintessential Step-by-Step Guide to Quirky San Francisco(Full-color map included!)
So the duck is an alien and using mind control on its human thrall.
The duck is now infiltrating law enforcement.
/s /s /s
Reporters asked him, what is the first thing he does every morning?
He started singing:
I get up
I get dow-ow-own
I get up
I get down....
The Ferrari people don’t like the name sullied. He either surrenders to the police, or Ferrari will send in their teams, and kill the duck right in front of him before they bust him up. 🚘😉😜😏
Here’s why Jay Leno doesn’t own Ferraris
Stephen Edelstein
February 6, 2022
https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1134983_here-s-why-jay-leno-doesn-t-own-ferraris
Is this Bozo channeling Son of Sam with his
German Shepherd giving him his marching orders?
Weird Al Yankovic tried to intervene. The police asked what the suspect wanted. Al quoted him “I want a new duck.”
...man with a pet duck riding in the backseat of a purple Ferrari...
That is so g@y
“… but this one’s eating my popcorn…”
When did gay become a word you can’t type online?
It’s not like you called him a fag or anything
Always wise to be careful in todays WokeWorld.
Do not want to be persecuted in 2029 for something I wrote in 2026
Did he escape from Gary Larson’s “The Far Side?”
Expected to see a Call Duck.
I on the other hand choose not to capitulate to mob mentality
I almost have my FU money.
When I get enough FU money I can capitulate to your unique mentality
“When did gay become a word you can’t type online?”
I want to apologize to the LGBTQ for using the term Gay.
I want to apologize to the NAACP for using the term Colored People.
LOL!
Sounds like a guy we had back home. He’d ride around on his old Schwin bike with a bucket on his head — Loony Lyle. I always wondered what happened to him
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