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Best Comebacks Any Liberal Nonsense
Original Content | 2/22/2026 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 02/22/2026 10:17:36 AM PST by Lazamataz

If you have any incredible comebacks when a liberal spouts its nonsense at you, post your best ones.

This will be a fun thread.

I'll start:

Liberal Spouting Nonsense: "I apologize to all the Kid Rock Americans for my insensitive words. Any rich man should be allowed to live action role play as working class to sell records."

My Succinct Response: "(Bruce Springsteen enters the chat)"


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1 posted on 02/22/2026 10:17:36 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
Have fun!

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2 posted on 02/22/2026 10:19:34 AM PST by Lazamataz (The quickest and easiest way to untold riches is to be elected to national office.)
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To: Lazamataz

When was the last time you asked a poor person for a job?


3 posted on 02/22/2026 10:20:48 AM PST by Publius
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To: Lazamataz

“Quiet, Piggy.”


4 posted on 02/22/2026 10:22:19 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

“A woman has total control of HER body! No man has any right to tell me I can’t abort a clump of cells.”

If only your mother had exercised that choice we wouldn’t be arguing.


5 posted on 02/22/2026 10:23:47 AM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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To: Lazamataz

Diversity == Balkanization
Undocumented Immigrant == Illegal Alien.


6 posted on 02/22/2026 10:25:33 AM PST by dagunk
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To: Lazamataz

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7 posted on 02/22/2026 10:25:34 AM PST by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter )
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To: Lazamataz

“What are you, some kind of pinko?”

Sorry, best I can do.


8 posted on 02/22/2026 10:25:48 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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To: Publius; humblegunner; Islander7

Well played, all of you! 😊


9 posted on 02/22/2026 10:25:52 AM PST by Lazamataz (The quickest and easiest way to untold riches is to be elected to national office.)
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To: humblegunner

I save that for bloggers.


10 posted on 02/22/2026 10:26:30 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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To: dagunk
Undocumented Immigrant == Illegal Alien.

I've got one along that very line:

"If an Illegal Alien is an Undocumented Immigrant...
then a Shoplifting Thief is an Undocumented Shopper."

11 posted on 02/22/2026 10:27:45 AM PST by Lazamataz (The quickest and easiest way to untold riches is to be elected to national office.)
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To: Larry Lucido
I save that for bloggers.

And so you should.

12 posted on 02/22/2026 10:28:19 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: Larry Lucido
Sorry, best I can do.

Bullcrap. Yer phoning it in.

You're one of the wittiest, funniest people on this forum.

Step up your game!

13 posted on 02/22/2026 10:28:52 AM PST by Lazamataz (The quickest and easiest way to untold riches is to be elected to national office.)
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To: Billthedrill

Ping. We need you here!


14 posted on 02/22/2026 10:30:02 AM PST by Publius
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To: Lazamataz

Liberal: Diversity is our strength!
Liberal: The USA sucks, the Scandinavian countries are the best!

So you say diversity is our strength, but you point to homogeneous white Countries as the ideal


15 posted on 02/22/2026 10:30:25 AM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: humblegunner

Or, “that’ll do pig, that’ll do.”

PS HG, long time no see!


16 posted on 02/22/2026 10:33:09 AM PST by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo sman is always intense)
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To: Lazamataz
Lib: "Its terrible that those people froze to death in NYC"
Answer:"Guess the warmth of collectivism wasn't enough"

Lib: "Trump is using the government to punish his enemies"
Answer: "Susan Rice, please pick up the white courtesy phone"

Online Lib: "Whites appropriated the developments of black and brown people"
Online Answer: "You typed that on a phone designed by a white guy, powered by electricity whose generation was developed by a white guy, on an internet created by a white guy"

Lib: "Orange man has a bad combover"
Answer: "Sure. And what's up with Joy Reid's hair?"

17 posted on 02/22/2026 10:33:31 AM PST by Tench_Coxe (The woke were surprised by the reaction to the Bud Light fiasco. May there be many more surprises)
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To: Lazamataz
I have discovered the best response to a liberal spouting nonsense is "So?".

A bored look with a slight yawn can be used if you have a wish to guild the lily.

18 posted on 02/22/2026 10:33:42 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
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To: Lazamataz
Ask a vegan to explain what a vegan is.

When the vegan finishes (*No harm to animals) then ask;

“Then why do you pretend to eat animals?”

They get very pissed.

19 posted on 02/22/2026 10:34:12 AM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Lazamataz

To any anti-ICE, pro-illegal immigration activist: “You think this land was stolen from the Indians, so why are you welcoming millions more foreign invaders into this sacred Indian land?”


20 posted on 02/22/2026 10:36:07 AM PST by Steve_Seattle1
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