Best Comebacks Any Liberal Nonsense

Original Content | 2/22/2026 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

If you have any incredible comebacks when a liberal spouts its nonsense at you, post your best ones.

This will be a fun thread.

I'll start:

Liberal Spouting Nonsense: "I apologize to all the Kid Rock Americans for my insensitive words. Any rich man should be allowed to live action role play as working class to sell records."

My Succinct Response: "(Bruce Springsteen enters the chat)"

[Lazamataz]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Lazamataz]

Have fun!

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[Publius]

When was the last time you asked a poor person for a job?

[humblegunner]

“Quiet, Piggy.”

[Islander7]

“A woman has total control of HER body! No man has any right to tell me I can’t abort a clump of cells.”

If only your mother had exercised that choice we wouldn’t be arguing.

[dagunk]

Diversity == Balkanization
Undocumented Immigrant == Illegal Alien.

[redinIllinois]

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[Larry Lucido]

“What are you, some kind of pinko?”

Sorry, best I can do.

[Lazamataz]

Well played, all of you! 😊

[Larry Lucido]

I save that for bloggers.

[Lazamataz]

Undocumented Immigrant == Illegal Alien.

I've got one along that very line:

"If an Illegal Alien is an Undocumented Immigrant...
then a Shoplifting Thief is an Undocumented Shopper."

[humblegunner]

I save that for bloggers.

And so you should.

[Lazamataz]

Sorry, best I can do.

Bullcrap. Yer phoning it in.

You're one of the wittiest, funniest people on this forum.

Step up your game!

[Publius]

Ping. We need you here!

[qam1]

Liberal: Diversity is our strength!
Liberal: The USA sucks, the Scandinavian countries are the best!

So you say diversity is our strength, but you point to homogeneous white Countries as the ideal

[HombreSecreto]

Or, “that’ll do pig, that’ll do.”

PS HG, long time no see!

[Tench_Coxe]

Lib: "Its terrible that those people froze to death in NYC"
Answer:"Guess the warmth of collectivism wasn't enough"

Lib: "Trump is using the government to punish his enemies"
Answer: "Susan Rice, please pick up the white courtesy phone"

Online Lib: "Whites appropriated the developments of black and brown people"
Online Answer: "You typed that on a phone designed by a white guy, powered by electricity whose generation was developed by a white guy, on an internet created by a white guy"

Lib: "Orange man has a bad combover"
Answer: "Sure. And what's up with Joy Reid's hair?"

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I have discovered the best response to a liberal spouting nonsense is "So?".

A bored look with a slight yawn can be used if you have a wish to guild the lily.

[Deaf Smith]

Ask a vegan to explain what a vegan is.

When the vegan finishes (*No harm to animals) then ask;

“Then why do you pretend to eat animals?”

They get very pissed.

[Steve_Seattle1]

To any anti-ICE, pro-illegal immigration activist: “You think this land was stolen from the Indians, so why are you welcoming millions more foreign invaders into this sacred Indian land?”