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Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday 'Almost Presidents Day'
https://babylonbee.com ^
| Feb 16 2026
| Babylonbee
Posted on 02/16/2026 4:55:38 PM PST by Beowulf9
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hillary Clinton's long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United States created a new federal holiday in her honor: "Almost Presidents" Day.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; federal; hillary; holiday; satire
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posted on
02/16/2026 4:55:38 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
02/16/2026 4:56:14 PM PST
by
Chgogal
(The NYT is the mouthpiece of the violent left-wing Democrat Pa)
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:02:16 PM PST
by
an amused spectator
(principled conservatism is Lefty subterfuge)
To: Beowulf9
President Trump should trumpet this satire on Truth Social!
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:04:02 PM PST
by
right way right
(“May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: Beowulf9
“Almost Presidents” Day.”
Far be it for me to second guess The Bee, but in this case im going to make an exception.
I think I would have gone with “Never going to be President” day. 😁
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:04:35 PM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
To: Beowulf9
Aaron Burr.
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:09:05 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
To: Beowulf9
The Bee hits another one over the wall, and out of the park.
🐝
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:09:12 PM PST
by
Leaning Right
(It's morning in America. Again.)
To: V_TWIN
“””I think I would have gone with “Never going to be President” day. “”””””
Do it on Cinco De Mayo......NACHO PRESIDENTE DAY
To: V_TWIN
Or ...”really shoulda’ been and totally deserved it” Presidents day...
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:15:30 PM PST
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
To: Beowulf9
Rather have it be Almost in Prison day, for her
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:23:00 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:24:05 PM PST
by
Joann37
(This )
To: Beowulf9
I almost missed this:
At publishing time, Trump had created a new federal holiday: "Almost Supreme Empress of the Galaxy" Day just for Stacy [The Tank] Abrams.
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:28:52 PM PST
by
citizen
(A transgender male competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:31:07 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:32:06 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: shelterguy
“...NACHO PRESIDENTE DAY...”
You likely need to put some salsa on that....
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:33:57 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: Beowulf9
I don’t care who you are, that there’s funny . . .
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:34:30 PM PST
by
MCSETots
To: Beowulf9
Kamala says “Me too. Me too.”
To: Beowulf9
Is Hillary’s holiday on April 1?
To: Paladin2
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posted on
02/16/2026 5:58:36 PM PST
by
HYPOCRACY
(Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account. )
To: Beowulf9
I almost did in my keyboard with that one.
LOVED IT!
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posted on
02/16/2026 6:17:23 PM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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