[Morgana]

Why hasn’t Trump rid us of all this garbage yet?

[Libloather]

“You see, you know how to *take* the land, you just don’t know how to *hold* the land. And that’s really the most important part of the land: the holding. Anybody can just take it.”

[Nateman]

At first I thought this was a Babylon Bee article. How about this compromise? They already have a state. Send them back there free of charge!

[BFW]

Remember what happened to the last guy who said that “he’s the captain now?”.

This is not a rice and bananas zone it’s a low IQ zone...

This is a moronic setup to deflect the fraud investigations.

I wonder which ‘smalie’ came up with this?

[Kriggerel]

WHAT “Somali Government”?

Somalia is the very definition of the “Failed State”. Not so much “government” as just who the most powerful Jihadist warlord happens to be at any one moment.

[daku]

Find the total theft of taxpayer dollars in this area.
Double it and label them tariffs.
When the last dime is found, round them up and bus the to Mexico or Canada

[Candor7]

I think that the Somali community is about to receive a federal hemorrhoidectomy.

[Gen.Blather]

Many years ago, Key West seceded from the US, declaring itself the Conch Republic. The government instantly cut off electric power and water and set up passport controls on the only road into the keys. The government reacted with dead seriousness and the rebellion fizzled out.

Below is a Wiki article supposedly about the rebellion and it does not match my memories of actually being there. The article justified the actions. My take is it was a bunch of hippies who thought they could run a better country. The passport control, which I was caught up in, occurred after they rebellion was declared. The article is not correct.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic

[Vaduz]

Government of Somalia can’t even rate as a third world country it’s just another s**thole ran by very low IQ people.

[Vision]

Send them back.

[metmom]

Is that a declaration of war, perhaps?

[PIF]

Deport all Somalis in the US now.

[Flavious_Maximus]

Somalis could claim Minnesota for their space alien leader back on the planet Uranus.

You can always identify a Somali by their freakish triangle shaped heads, sunken eye sockets and insect-like pincher lips (praying mantises). They destroy everything they touch. They are the perfect democrats.

[unread]

“This is the definition of an insurrection.”

I think a more accurate description would be, "Invasion".

[MrBambaLaMamba]

There is a 1980s movie, Red Dawn, that may offer a solution to this situation, but there are no wolverines in Minnesota.

[butlerweave]

but Somalia doesn’t have a government ,LOL

[Mr. K]

OMG the average 68 IQ is showing...

[dfwgator]

"Look at me, I'm governor now!"

[Blogatron]

Declare war on it and send in the B52s.

[NavyShoe]

They want to set up a smalie government so they can steal from it.