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Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
The Bee ^ | January 14, 2026 | Staff

Posted on 01/15/2026 8:07:44 AM PST by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls.

"Boys have wee-wees and girls have vee-vees," said Hunter Plath, a five-year-old boy from Iowa.

According to court records, the explanation elicited various responses from the justices. Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson were seemingly astonished, saying, "Ohhhhhhhh!" Associate Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh only giggled.

Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly rolled his eyes as the two most liberal justices of the court followed up with questions on precisely what a "wee-wee" was, but were rebuffed by the child who simply answered, "I'm not allowed to say. My mom won't let me."

Law experts believe the court will eventually uphold the right of states to enforce their own laws on transgender athletes, especially if the liberal justices can find out what a wee-wee is.

At publishing time, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson sought more help understanding the matter from retired children's educator Barney the Dinosaur.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

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One Third of the Court turned red as a beet, although it was difficult to see.
1 posted on 01/15/2026 8:07:44 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Brilliant


2 posted on 01/15/2026 8:09:55 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Navy Patriot

3 posted on 01/15/2026 8:09:59 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Navy Patriot

Young Hunter Plath was afterwards escorted to the Dirksen Office Building to give expert testimony to the Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions,


4 posted on 01/15/2026 8:15:20 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Magnum44

This subject made me think of that scene in the movie.

I wonder if they could have such a scene in a movie today.
Today’s Hollywood might censor such dialog.


5 posted on 01/15/2026 8:31:55 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Navy Patriot

The left is so incredibly effed up today, I actually believed this was real.


6 posted on 01/15/2026 8:32:35 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: Navy Patriot

And kadisha jackson brown still didn’t get it.


7 posted on 01/15/2026 8:47:28 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? On hold! Enlisted USN 1967 proudly. 🚫💉! 🇮🇱🙏! Winning currently!)
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To: rktman

Punch line if joje. Little girl says

“My mommie says with one of these i can get as many of those as I want.”


8 posted on 01/15/2026 9:01:55 AM PST by bravo whiskey (Annie Savoy : The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness. )
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To: Navy Patriot

Katanji’s kids: “Mommy, where do babies come from?”

KBJ: “I’m not a biologist. Ask your father.”


9 posted on 01/15/2026 9:05:05 AM PST by x
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To: Navy Patriot

one can only wonder if the Supremos will now finally “get it”


10 posted on 01/15/2026 9:41:14 AM PST by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: rktman

KJB couldn’t answer “What is a woman” with the simple “an adult female human being”. She should therefore recuse from any such cases.


11 posted on 01/15/2026 9:53:33 AM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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To: JimRed

KBJ...sorry!


12 posted on 01/15/2026 9:55:17 AM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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To: JimRed

Glad you made the Correction.
KJB, AKA KJV, definely knows the difference between XX and XY!

It’s in the beginning of the Book.

Cover your mouth when you sneeze, so you don’t get RSV!


13 posted on 01/15/2026 11:15:37 AM PST by left that other site ( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:22)
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To: Navy Patriot

Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court.

Toilet seats


14 posted on 01/15/2026 12:23:51 PM PST by Vaduz (?.)
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To: Navy Patriot
He must be the son of that kid from Kindergarten Cop
15 posted on 01/15/2026 3:28:04 PM PST by jmcenanly (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ― Winston)
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