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New Photos Reveal Epstein Had A Sick Fetish For Girls With Giant Black Squares For Heads
The Bee ^ | Dec 23, 2025 | The Bee

Posted on 12/24/2025 8:53:40 AM PST by dayglored

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the latest batch of Epstein files was released by the Department of Justice, it has become evident to everyone that Jeffrey Epstein, along with being a vile sex trafficker, had some sick fetish for girls with giant black square heads.

"It's disgusting," Attorney General Pam Bondi said. "But you wanted us to release the files, so here you go. Now you get to see how obsessed he was with black square heads, too. Be careful what you wish for."

In nearly every released photo, girls with black square heads are seen posing with Epstein and others. And though the pictures at first looked fake, the DoJ assures the public they are quite real.

"Where do you even find a girl with a giant black square for a head?" said one confused citizen. "I've never seen such a woman, and it doesn't strike me as particularly attractive."

Psychiatrists say Epstein's bizarre fixation on girls with black square heads could stem from a childhood fixation on his mother, who may also have had a black square head. "That would explain everything," said psychology expert Dr. Fredrick Sreud to reporters. "But now, we'll never know. Because, you know, he totally killed himself."

Whatever the source of Epstein's perverted desires, it should have been clear to those around him that he was disturbed.

At publishing time, Bill Clinton denied having sexual relations with any black square-headed people.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; blacksquareheads; childpornprotectors; epstein; oyvey; pedohaven; pedoprotectors; satire
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Hard to top this one....
1 posted on 12/24/2025 8:53:40 AM PST by dayglored
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To: dayglored

LOL! Maybee they like women with black bags over their heads. Virtue signals they’re not racist.


2 posted on 12/24/2025 9:00:15 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: dayglored

I will admit I have a thing for women with the black squares over their faces, it’s the ones with the black rectangles covering their chests that I’ll pass on.


3 posted on 12/24/2025 9:03:05 AM PST by Antihero101607
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To: dayglored

Sometimes The Bee should just be quiet.
There is already more than enough wild speculation on all matters Epstein.


4 posted on 12/24/2025 9:03:42 AM PST by lee martell
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To: dayglored

They were ashamed of being white.


5 posted on 12/24/2025 9:07:48 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (America should NOT be a nation of illegal criminals. We've got too many criminals in our judiciary. )
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To: dayglored

The “Bee” not interested in protecting the victims perhaps interested in protecting rich and powerful perps???


6 posted on 12/24/2025 9:22:24 AM PST by Nextrush ( 'FREEDOM IS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS" REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: dayglored

OMG!!! Tooooo funny!!


7 posted on 12/24/2025 9:24:39 AM PST by BB62
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To: Nextrush

Oh stop it. It’s funny


8 posted on 12/24/2025 9:25:37 AM PST by Dartoid
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To: dayglored

I’m told he liked them better than the girls with an oval instead of a face or pixelated squares.


9 posted on 12/24/2025 10:07:45 AM PST by OrangeHoof (Always spay or neuter your liberal.)
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To: dayglored

They should have put in a Minecraft reference.


10 posted on 12/24/2025 10:07:49 AM PST by scrabblehack
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To: dayglored

LOL!


11 posted on 12/24/2025 10:08:13 AM PST by jocon307 (DEMOCRATS DELENDA EST)
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To: dayglored

Epstein, the biggest non-event “we already knew that” in history.


12 posted on 12/24/2025 10:16:04 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (Annnd....I voted for this too!)
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To: dayglored

Home run !


13 posted on 12/24/2025 10:27:13 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Nextrush

The deep-state in America is doing all it can to sabotage a normal release of the Epstein files. It’s more important to protect politicians, bank-people, and other high-profile individuals, than caring about sexually abused children, apparently.
Sad times.

PS.
The meme with was funny though.


14 posted on 12/24/2025 10:39:41 AM PST by USA-FRANCE (Silence against evil isn't neutrality, it's complicity. Oppose the Iran-Russia-North Korea Alliance!)
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To: dayglored

LOL! The author has a point there.


15 posted on 12/24/2025 10:49:44 AM PST by KittyKares
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To: dayglored

I havent seen a single picture with a child yet, just grown women


16 posted on 12/24/2025 11:26:52 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: USA-FRANCE

I can laugh and ask questions at the same time.


17 posted on 12/24/2025 11:58:23 AM PST by Nextrush ( 'FREEDOM IS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS" REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: lee martell

Agreed.


18 posted on 12/24/2025 12:01:34 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: TexasFreeper2009
> I havent seen a single picture with a child yet, just grown women

It's always possible that a somewhat underage girl would pass for older, especially if the temptation of money, excitement, travel, etc. is factored in.

19 posted on 12/24/2025 1:38:16 PM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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