To: Diana in Wisconsin
My wife pointed this story out to me, and I thought it was hilarious, especially the picture of it laying next to the toilet.
I thought: “Could have been me at some point in the past!”
2 posted on
12/04/2025 6:49:15 AM PST by
rlmorel
(Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
3 posted on
12/04/2025 6:53:09 AM PST by
rlmorel
(Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I know they are considered vermin, but...there is something about both raccoons and squirrels that I find kind of appealing. Squirrels cannot cross a road without getting squished, but otherwise, their survival skills are impressive!
5 posted on
12/04/2025 6:55:07 AM PST by
rlmorel
(Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Man. we’ve all be there, right?
6 posted on
12/04/2025 6:58:00 AM PST by
pepsi_junkie
("We want no Gestapo or Secret Police. F. B. I. is tending in that direction." - Harry S Truman)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
He booked himself a room in the local saloon.
7 posted on
12/04/2025 6:59:55 AM PST by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: Diana in Wisconsin
At least he tried to make it to the toilet before throwing up. More than can be said for a lot of people who drink too much.
9 posted on
12/04/2025 7:04:09 AM PST by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
"hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,"
Are you kidding? This raccoon cracked the code - he's definitely heading back to the neon signage...
To: Diana in Wisconsin
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Been there, done that!!!! LMAO!!!
18 posted on
12/04/2025 7:55:52 AM PST by
lgjhn23
("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created...")
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Its all over the internet. The picture is hysterical.
20 posted on
12/04/2025 8:24:25 AM PST by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
People must really identify with this raccoon; I haven’t seen an article cross-posted as widely as this one in some time. There’s even a t-shirt with the image on it.
21 posted on
12/04/2025 8:25:48 AM PST by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Ahhhhh....the infamous “sploot” position. Brings back memories of my 20s.
26 posted on
12/04/2025 10:38:22 AM PST by
Az Joe
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