He booked himself a room in the local saloon.
only to find Gideon’s bible.
C’mon Rocky Boy!
“Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s Bible
Rocky had come, equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems, had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy”
I had a Cashier that worked for me at one point and I sang the last two lines to her on a daily basis, LOL!