Posted on 11/27/2025 5:29:33 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump's seemingly bulletproof strategy of choosing lawyers exclusively based on bust size has not worked out nearly as well as anticipated.
Trump was left befuddled this week as the administration suffered a string of legal setbacks despite all of his lawyers having large bra sizes.
"How could she lose, she's so hot," wondered Trump. "It doesn't make any sense. Our lawyer clearly has a much larger bust than their lawyer. It's not even close. It's embarrassing, frankly, the bust comparison. We should have won easily. Maybe the judge is gay, or blind. There's no other way to explain it."
White House aides reportedly tried suggesting to Trump that perhaps he should consider other factors besides bust size when choosing a lawyer. "That is so dumb," responded Trump. "It could be the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Do you think Sydney Sweeney has lost any arguments lately? Have you ever seen a woman with a large bust lose an argument? No, you haven't. It's ridiculous."
At publishing time, Trump had hired a plastic surgeon to help ensure his lawyers didn't lose any more cases.
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You cannot be serious! Alina Habba is one of the smartest, toughest lawyers out there.
“Didn't they learn anything from the first term staffing debacles”
Trump is currently winning all over the place in court.
He just won in the big Georgia case and the big fine against him in the ridiculous Letitia James case has been dismissed on appeal.
I know I do. But the possessors of same should be employed for making me a sammich, not pretending that the Legally Blond movie was a documentary.
👀 👀 👀
But to some FReepers, everything Trump does is stupid and wrong.
Not Guilty!!...
Next Case!
George Carlin was right about another word for them too. It shouldn’t be on the list of seven words you can’t say on television, and yes, it does sound like a snack.
“Betcha can’t eat just one!”
Hours!! Hours of fun to be had, oiling them up and trying to hold them in one hand!! Hours of fun to be had!!
They’re supposed to pass the BAR exam, not the BRA exam.
Everyone noticed but, this is FR after all.
Bust size works better than whatever criteria Clinton-Obama-Biden used.
Bust size works better than whatever criteria Clinton-Obama-Biden used.
I get it. I used to think big boobs weren’t everything.
I thought it.
Pelosi has a rack and a half as well as several do in Congress both female and male.
Pelosi probably paid extra for hers.
You again? lol. Happy Thanksgiving.
“Oh look, a woman did something.”
Meanwhile they gave us Obamao, Biden, Mamdani, socialized medicine, no-fault divorce, a ruined fighting force, criminally skewed judiciary, feminism, gay marriage etc. etc.
I could go on all day, but suffice to say there are 3 times as many women dems than GOP in congress.
Women do many things very well, better than men, to include certain jobs in the military and workforce. Leadership and voting are not among them.
Or, the reason the founders didn’t want them voting.
Black women are a double-whammy. Anywhere they’re in charge of anything, beyond a church chior or baking club, falls to pieces. Godzilla envies their ability to ruin cities.
Well, Mr. Trump does have a tendency to put attractive women in charge of important stuff. I’m Ok with him choosing the best person for the job regardless of sex or looks - leftists, after all, despise attractive women that aren’t men in drag.
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