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10 Other Commandments That Didn't Make The Cut
The Bee ^ | Nov 13, 2025 | The Bee

Posted on 11/14/2025 9:45:04 AM PST by dayglored

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Yeah, The Bee goes everywhere....
1 posted on 11/14/2025 9:45:04 AM PST by dayglored
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To: dayglored

I will not repent for violations of failed commandment 2.


2 posted on 11/14/2025 9:50:15 AM PST by posterchild
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To: dayglored
Wait, what!? Toilet paper dispensing from under? Blasphemer!

The only reason to do that is if you have a cat in the house.

Amen?

3 posted on 11/14/2025 9:54:42 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: posterchild

How dare you.


4 posted on 11/14/2025 9:55:03 AM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: dayglored

If I can pt ham on my pizza, why not pineapple? Oh wait…..


5 posted on 11/14/2025 9:55:51 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: dayglored

Pineapple on pizza is not a sin. Nor is it a violation of the Man Code.


6 posted on 11/14/2025 9:56:33 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: dayglored
Thou shalt not drive slowly in the left-hand lane, for this is an abomination to the Lord:

This most definitely should be added to the list.

7 posted on 11/14/2025 9:59:37 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: posterchild; dayglored; Texas Eagle

Our family is definitely under a new covenant, because for generations we have installed toilet paper over the top. Is there another way?


8 posted on 11/14/2025 10:05:03 AM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: dayglored
Thou shalt not discuss your time spent at the gym, for there is no one in the land who cares about your gains: Verily, verily.

And neither shalt thou discuss your new diet for thine friends do know it shall only last a month and then thou will be on to a totally different one. Isn't that right Fred?

9 posted on 11/14/2025 10:05:40 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
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To: Texas Eagle

Amen!


10 posted on 11/14/2025 10:13:14 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: Texas Eagle

“You don’t put fruit on a pizza! Especially one from the American tropics!” Tell that to the tomato.


11 posted on 11/14/2025 10:13:18 AM PST by dangus
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To: Texas Eagle

(Just to be clear: I wasn’t falsely quoting you; I was just rebutting an argument I’d seen.)


12 posted on 11/14/2025 10:13:58 AM PST by dangus
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To: dangus

As someone once said:

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.


13 posted on 11/14/2025 10:18:49 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: Retain Mike
Our family is definitely under a new covenant, because for generations we have installed toilet paper over the top. Is there another way?

Don't have a cat, do you.

14 posted on 11/14/2025 10:20:43 AM PST by chaosagent ( )
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To: Retain Mike

That is the only acceptable method unless you have a cat in the house. In which case you run the risk of having the whole role unwound and piled up on the ground.


15 posted on 11/14/2025 10:22:20 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: dangus
And pepper.

Olive.

Yay and verily the pizza would become a cheese toasty if there were no fruit on it.

16 posted on 11/14/2025 10:22:28 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
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To: dangus

Col’ got to be!


17 posted on 11/14/2025 10:23:56 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: dangus

Heh, heh. No offense taken, brother. Go in peace.


18 posted on 11/14/2025 10:26:16 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: dayglored

11. No in the butt.


19 posted on 11/14/2025 10:29:39 AM PST by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: chaosagent; Texas Eagle

I have a cat that loves toilet paper. Shredding it, that is. We take precautions the therefore.


20 posted on 11/14/2025 10:31:20 AM PST by BipolarBob (These violent delights have violent ends.)
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