[dayglored]

Yeah, The Bee goes everywhere....

[posterchild]

I will not repent for violations of failed commandment 2.

[Texas Eagle]

Wait, what!? Toilet paper dispensing from under? Blasphemer!

The only reason to do that is if you have a cat in the house.

Amen?

[Telepathic Intruder]

If I can pt ham on my pizza, why not pineapple? Oh wait…..

[Texas Eagle]

Pineapple on pizza is not a sin. Nor is it a violation of the Man Code.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Thou shalt not drive slowly in the left-hand lane, for this is an abomination to the Lord:

This most definitely should be added to the list.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Thou shalt not discuss your time spent at the gym, for there is no one in the land who cares about your gains: Verily, verily.

And neither shalt thou discuss your new diet for thine friends do know it shall only last a month and then thou will be on to a totally different one. Isn't that right Fred?

[central_va]

11. No in the butt.

[Texas Eagle]

10. Thou shalt not bear false witness unless your lies make you the most popular podcaster in the world: Even though you may not know know... you just know.

Whoaaaaaa. That sounds awfully specific.

[Seruzawa]

About time someone did something about these neverending recipe posts.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

... and at that time Moses came down from the mountain and said unto the people, “Good news and bad.”

“Tell us the Good News!”, the peopled demanded of Moses.

“I negotiated it down to ten!”, Moses proclaimed.

“Tell us the Bad News!”

“Six is still in.”

[Billthedrill]

Now just a dang minute. The prerogative of driving ten miles an hour under the speed limit in the fast lane with yer blinker on is a sacred privilege of getting old. You’re too deef to hear the horns and you know people approve because they keep giving you a hand signal that means “You’re number one!” If they didn’t approve they wouldn’t be applauding.