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To: dayglored
Wait, what!? Toilet paper dispensing from under? Blasphemer!

The only reason to do that is if you have a cat in the house.

Amen?

3 posted on 11/14/2025 9:54:42 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: Texas Eagle

Amen!


10 posted on 11/14/2025 10:13:14 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: Texas Eagle

“Wait, what!? Toilet paper dispensing from under? Blasphemer! The only reason to do that is if you have a cat in the house.

Amen?”

Amen squared.


24 posted on 11/14/2025 10:54:42 AM PST by farm_kid (Seize a carp a day (carpe per diem))
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To: Texas Eagle

A cat will surely unroll the paper...and shred it!


25 posted on 11/14/2025 11:17:51 AM PST by hoosierham (Freedom isnt free)
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To: Texas Eagle
> Wait, what!? Toilet paper dispensing from under? Blasphemer! The only reason to do that is if you have a cat in the house. Amen?

I've always installed it over the top. Down from under is an abomination. I've also always had cats.

Only one figured out how to unroll it, and I actually was able to get him to stop doing it. All the other cats, in over 60+ years, never bothered to make a mess. Not that they didn't investigate it -- they did. But for whatever reason, after they figured out how it worked, they weren't inclined to unroll the whole thing.

30 posted on 11/14/2025 12:10:01 PM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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