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The Nightmare Is Over: Supreme Court Outlaws Candy Corn
Babylon Bee ^ | 10-31-25 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/31/2025 3:41:23 PM PDT by dynachrome

Americans all over the country celebrated the news that the national nightmare that had lasted for generations was finally over, as the United States Supreme Court outlawed candy corn.

In a landmark 8-1 ruling, the nation's highest court almost unanimously declared the manufacture, sale, possession, purchase, and consumption of the substance known as "candy corn" to be illegal and unconstitutional.

"No nation can, in good faith, allow this horror to continue," said Justice Clarence Thomas, who penned the majority opinion. "The United States was founded upon a certain standard of principles to promote common decency and adherence to the most basic sense of human morality. Candy corn clearly violates these principles on a fundamental level. It is neither ‘candy' nor ‘corn,' and therefore must be abolished with extreme prejudice."

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To: Jamestown1630
Looks like Crosse and Blackwell is basically gone here in the US.
21 posted on 10/31/2025 5:12:34 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

It’s been a few years since I’ve seen it.


22 posted on 10/31/2025 5:14:08 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: JZelle

Same here.


23 posted on 10/31/2025 5:32:22 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: Jamestown1630

I forgot about the pumpkins! I also like those little small butter mints, and those round pink lozenges with the wintergreen flavor.


24 posted on 10/31/2025 5:48:30 PM PDT by DesertRhino (When men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go…)
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To: DesertRhino

You can still buy many of the vintage candies that we no longer see in the drug stores; there are lots of websites that specialize in them.


25 posted on 10/31/2025 5:57:29 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

Vermont country store sells many vintage candies. Great catalog!


26 posted on 10/31/2025 6:16:24 PM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: Chickensoup

Yes; we’ve bought lots of things from them.


27 posted on 10/31/2025 6:21:11 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: dynachrome

I’m movin to South Africa.


28 posted on 10/31/2025 7:18:32 PM PDT by ggboss (Vote them out)
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To: DesertRhino

Vermont country store sells many vintage candies. Great catalog!


29 posted on 10/31/2025 7:29:12 PM PDT by Chickensoup
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