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Michigan Court Denies Chimpanzees Habeas Corpus, Must Stay in Zoo
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| October 28, 2025
| Jane Coleman
Posted on 10/30/2025 7:49:46 AM PDT by Red Badger
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I'm shocked!..................that they actually didn't...........
To: Red Badger
That it went to court is itself an obscene joke.
Should have been dismissed out of the gate as lacking standing or frivolous.
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posted on
10/30/2025 7:51:34 AM PDT
by
Skwor
To: Red Badger
The answer, of course, was no. Chimpanzees are not “persons” in the eyes of the law, the appellate court held, denying the petition for habeas corpus filed on behalf of seven chimps by the Nonhuman Rights Project, an advocacy group dedicated to securing legal rights for “nonhuman animals.” Nonsense. They are using the premise of their representation of the animals in order to elevate their power and degrade the rights of other humans, particularly property rights.
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posted on
10/30/2025 7:54:21 AM PDT
by
Carry_Okie
(The tree of liberty needs a rope.)
To: Red Badger
“filed on behalf of seven chimps by the Nonhuman Rights Project”
Who is funding these idiots?
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posted on
10/30/2025 7:54:25 AM PDT
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they. control you. )
To: Skwor
“Should have been dismissed out of the gate as lacking standing or frivolous.” Or just plain retarded.
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posted on
10/30/2025 7:56:44 AM PDT
by
GMThrust
To: Red Badger
Dr Cornelius is disappointed.
General Ursus threatens war!
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posted on
10/30/2025 7:57:03 AM PDT
by
sjmjax
To: aquila48
> Who is funding these idiots? <
Well, since you asked…
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posted on
10/30/2025 7:57:12 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(It's morning in America. Again.)
To: Red Badger
With rights come responsibilities. Tell me, what things are the chimpanzees responsible for?
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posted on
10/30/2025 7:58:22 AM PDT
by
coloradan
(They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
To: coloradan
They will just end up on a sofa watching TV and buying food with SNAP like all the others.
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:00:26 AM PDT
by
Pol-92064
(tax)
To: coloradan
With rights come responsibilities. Tell me, what things are the chimpanzees responsible for?
throwing crap like liberals?
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:02:53 AM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
To: Red Badger
Until attorneys who file these crap cases are disbarred, the insanity will continue.
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:03:28 AM PDT
by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: sjmjax
The 29th scroll, 6th verse was very clear. Apes never listen.
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:05:13 AM PDT
by
Frank Drebin
(And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
To: Red Badger
But I thought the Dipstick Feral Courts warded ALL CHIMPANZEEs with “due process” because of ICE shipping their butts home.
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:05:43 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Another day of DemonRAT shutdown another great day for Chunky "Raw Cheeseburger" Schumer.)
To: coloradan
“ With rights come responsibilities. Tell me, what things are the chimpanzees responsible for?”
I would say flinging poop but Adam Schiff is responsible for that.
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:06:14 AM PDT
by
freefdny
To: Red Badger
I used to feel sorry for such chimps. Thanks, Jane Goodall.
Then I listened to some zoology experts about how animalistic and sadistic these creatures can be. They are not as human-like as most people are deluded into thinking they are.
The horrific story of Charla Nash, who was viciously dismantled by a “beloved pet chimp” without warning should be instructive.
They belong in cages while captive.
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:07:15 AM PDT
by
fwdude
(Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
To: Red Badger
I bet this was a backhanded way to get illegal immigrants covered by the US Constitution so they could demand “due process”.
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:07:50 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Democrats seek power through cheating and assassination. They are sociopaths. They just want power.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:08:18 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: coloradan
Poo flinging.......................
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:08:45 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
The lawyer pleading the monkey’s case should be disbarred.
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:15:20 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(The Demagogic Party is a collection of violent, rival street gangs.)
To: SunkenCiv
Pay him in bananas.................
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posted on
10/30/2025 8:15:36 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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