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I'm shocked!..................that they actually didn't...........
1 posted on 10/30/2025 7:49:46 AM PDT by Red Badger
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That it went to court is itself an obscene joke.

Should have been dismissed out of the gate as lacking standing or frivolous.


2 posted on 10/30/2025 7:51:34 AM PDT by Skwor
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The answer, of course, was no. Chimpanzees are not “persons” in the eyes of the law, the appellate court held, denying the petition for habeas corpus filed on behalf of seven chimps by the Nonhuman Rights Project, an advocacy group dedicated to securing legal rights for “nonhuman animals.”

Nonsense. They are using the premise of their representation of the animals in order to elevate their power and degrade the rights of other humans, particularly property rights.

3 posted on 10/30/2025 7:54:21 AM PDT by Carry_Okie (The tree of liberty needs a rope.)
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“filed on behalf of seven chimps by the Nonhuman Rights Project”

Who is funding these idiots?


4 posted on 10/30/2025 7:54:25 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they. control you. )
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Dr Cornelius is disappointed.

General Ursus threatens war!


6 posted on 10/30/2025 7:57:03 AM PDT by sjmjax
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With rights come responsibilities. Tell me, what things are the chimpanzees responsible for?


8 posted on 10/30/2025 7:58:22 AM PDT by coloradan (They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
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Until attorneys who file these crap cases are disbarred, the insanity will continue.


11 posted on 10/30/2025 8:03:28 AM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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But I thought the Dipstick Feral Courts warded ALL CHIMPANZEEs with “due process” because of ICE shipping their butts home.


13 posted on 10/30/2025 8:05:43 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Another day of DemonRAT shutdown another great day for Chunky "Raw Cheeseburger" Schumer.)
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I used to feel sorry for such chimps. Thanks, Jane Goodall.

Then I listened to some zoology experts about how animalistic and sadistic these creatures can be. They are not as human-like as most people are deluded into thinking they are.

The horrific story of Charla Nash, who was viciously dismantled by a “beloved pet chimp” without warning should be instructive.

They belong in cages while captive.


15 posted on 10/30/2025 8:07:15 AM PDT by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
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I bet this was a backhanded way to get illegal immigrants covered by the US Constitution so they could demand “due process”.


16 posted on 10/30/2025 8:07:50 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Democrats seek power through cheating and assassination. They are sociopaths. They just want power.)
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17 posted on 10/30/2025 8:08:18 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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The lawyer pleading the monkey’s case should be disbarred.


19 posted on 10/30/2025 8:15:20 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (The Demagogic Party is a collection of violent, rival street gangs.)
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James Cole: This is a place for crazy people. I’m not crazy.

Dr. Owen Fletcher: We don’t use the term “crazy,” Mr. Cole.

James Cole: Well, you’ve got some real nuts here.

12 Monkeys


21 posted on 10/30/2025 8:17:46 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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I'm shocked!..................that they actually didn't...........

Don't worry they can still vote by mail.

23 posted on 10/30/2025 8:28:26 AM PDT by usurper (AI was born with a birth defect.)
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Personally, I'm waiting impatiently for a pretext for a "Habeas Porpoise" joke.

24 posted on 10/30/2025 8:31:18 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (The Demagogic Party is a collection of violent, rival street gangs.)
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Send them a bill for court costs. All court costs...


26 posted on 10/30/2025 8:46:25 AM PDT by citizen (A transgender male competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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“Animal rights” was a “thing” for the left in the 1960s and 1970s.

I expected it would turn into a legal nightmare at some point.

At this point the “progressives” have failed to subvert this element of the legal system.


31 posted on 10/30/2025 8:58:41 AM PDT by cgbg ("The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.")
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32 posted on 10/30/2025 9:03:25 AM PDT by DFG
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Maybe they can start a H1c program and have them work the assembly lines.
35 posted on 10/30/2025 9:07:39 AM PDT by Zathras
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Next thing you know they won’t be able to vote either ...


36 posted on 10/30/2025 9:10:41 AM PDT by x
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They can still run for political office, right?


37 posted on 10/30/2025 9:11:53 AM PDT by ComputerGuy
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