Posted on 10/27/2025 5:22:23 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Local terrorist Muhammad Mohammed al Muhammad shared a heart-wrenching story about how he got dirty looks while boarding the subway in a bulletproof vest after 9/11.
"There I was minding my own business, when I got the nastiest looks," Muhammad said, holding back tears. "I wasn't doing anything special — just wearing a suicide vest and holding an AK-47 — but people gave me such hateful looks. They were judging me because I was Muslim."
Though Muhammad admitted he was a terrorist and was about to kill hundreds of people, he said it was unfair of people to treat him that way. "Just because some people did something on 9/11, it didn't give them the right to treat me that way."
Since telling his story, Muhammad was honored by mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani at a campaign event. "No one has suffered more from September 11th than this man," Mamdani said, calling Muhammad a brave and hard worker who contributes so much to the city of New York. "This brave man had to stop taking the subway because he did not feel safe. To this day, he still lives with the trauma."
"It's disgraceful."
Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa tried to point out that Muhammad's story was likely false since Mohammad had never ridden on a subway and currently lives in Guantanamo Bay for plotting a terrorist attack.
At publishing time, Muhammad was named deputy mayor of New York City.
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not a stretch...
Islam is a war plan
Sounds like he may have been related to Han Gruber Sockitumi.
He looks devastated. /S
I still look at muslims suspiciously to this day.
So simple, so true. The sheep will either fall right in or be slaughtered. Some of us see the whole picture.
Start with the cab drivers.
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