Posted on 10/16/2025 6:22:51 AM PDT by V_TWIN
A naked Florida man terrorized a neighborhood in a late-night rampage, breaking into multiple homes and destroying property — with on-edge neighbors saying he’s lucky he wasn’t shot dead.
The bare-naked burglar, identified by police as 23-year-old Joshua Garrison, was caught on security camera lurking through backyards in Pinellas Park outside of St. Petersburg last week, touching himself sexually and causing significant damage.
“I was asleep, and the doorbell rang, and I answered the door,” neighbor David Dale told WFLA. “Opened the door and there was a guy standing there, and he was stark naked.”
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Florida man strikes!!!!!
> “I was asleep, and the doorbell rang, and I answered the door,” neighbor David Dale told WFLA. <
That was more than a little unwise. Mr. Dale needs to rethink his policy there.
There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow
Naked Florida Man
Naked Florida Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your pants
If he was burgling these homes, what was he gonna put the stuff in?..................oh, wait, I don’t wanna know..................
Every morning one turns on the computer to read the news, wondering “Who’s gettin’ nekked today?”
And sho nuff, there it is, today’s naked story!
he jumped the fence naked?
when I was in high school there was a rumor that a guy ripped his nuts(off?) doing exactly that.
not a smart move regardless and he’s lucky he does not get an ass beating.
FLORIDA MAN
Well, he obviously isn’t concealing a weapon.
True.
Just a pee shooter
“when I was in high school there was a rumor that a guy ripped his nuts(off?)”
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when I was in high school I heard the same thing......unless we went to the same school it’s an old wives tale. 😏
There’s a picture of a shepherd dog looking but not reacting as the man breaks in. Some guard dog.
Once you start forming scars it's time to stop. Or use more lubricant.
LLLOL!
Dog was in shock..................
Is that a large man boob? That might be the problem.
haha!!! poor kid who get that rep then.
Do as ColinNoir does, never answer door after dark unless you are holding a gun. NEVER.
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