Posted on 10/11/2025 1:16:41 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia James's bail at $355 million.
Pundits have applauded Trump setting the high bail number to make the financial ramifications of James's crime fair and just.
"We just want everyone to be treated equally," said a smiling Trump. "I will not charge her one penny more than she charged me. I'm a tough guy, but I'm a fair guy. I thought about making it a bigger number. I can think of such big numbers, the biggest numbers, believe me, I thought of them, right here in my head. But I decided not to do that to her, because I care too much about bringing the country back together."
While Ms. James expressed outrage at the high number, President Trump stated that she should really be worried more about the interest rate. "The interest on $355 million, it's going to be a killer, let me tell you," said Trump. "But you have to take it up with Jerome Powell. Do you know Letitia had a billboard made to show how much money she was coming after me for, with interest and everything? Nasty woman. I almost feel bad for her with the interest rates being so terrible, but that's all Jerome. He's an idiot, really a low-IQ guy, Jerome."
At publishing time, Trump had announced that Ms. James would be given a fair, impartial trial with Judge Matt Walsh.
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Oh, how I wish this was true.
“No one is above the law.”
and 5 cents ,LOL
"The interest on $355 million, it's going to be a killer, let me tell you," said Trump. "But you have to take it up with Jerome Powell. Do you know Letitia had a billboard made to show how much money she was coming after me for, with interest and everything? Nasty woman. I almost feel bad for her with the interest rates being so terrible, but that's all Jerome. He's an idiot, really a low-IQ guy, Jerome."They've got President Trump down to a tee. Shawn Farash on X impersonates President Trump perfectly should use that!
I got snared in today’s Babylon Rabbit Trap.
Wishful thinking strikes again!
The process is the punishment. She’ll be selling those two rentals to pay her attorneys fees. And paying capital gains!
Babylon Bee: “So Mr President how to did you arrive at the figure of $355M?”.
Trump: “Not hard. There are 345 days in a year and then I threw in an extra 10 for good measure. Then I multiplyed by 1M. I was always good at math.”
“She’ll be selling those two rentals to pay her attorneys fees”
You mean she can’t lie on her application forms and get second mortgages on them?
Lol.
Come on, Honey. I’ll make you famous!
If only this were true it would truly be a day of celebration. Give the bitch a taste of her own medicine. “No one is above the law!”.
Wpi know this is the Bee... but whatever her bail would be (yes I know shes isnt arrested being held on bailout), in the spirit of her crimes, it ought to demand 20% down and a co-signer, not her dad claiming to be her husband either
The Bee should have said that Trump was going to adjust the amount for inflation... making it not 355 but 380m
The Bee is at it again... Love it!!!
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