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Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $355 Million
BabylonBee.com ^ | Oct 11, 2025 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/11/2025 1:16:41 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia James's bail at $355 million.

Pundits have applauded Trump setting the high bail number to make the financial ramifications of James's crime fair and just.

"We just want everyone to be treated equally," said a smiling Trump. "I will not charge her one penny more than she charged me. I'm a tough guy, but I'm a fair guy. I thought about making it a bigger number. I can think of such big numbers, the biggest numbers, believe me, I thought of them, right here in my head. But I decided not to do that to her, because I care too much about bringing the country back together."

While Ms. James expressed outrage at the high number, President Trump stated that she should really be worried more about the interest rate. "The interest on $355 million, it's going to be a killer, let me tell you," said Trump. "But you have to take it up with Jerome Powell. Do you know Letitia had a billboard made to show how much money she was coming after me for, with interest and everything? Nasty woman. I almost feel bad for her with the interest rates being so terrible, but that's all Jerome. He's an idiot, really a low-IQ guy, Jerome."

At publishing time, Trump had announced that Ms. James would be given a fair, impartial trial with Judge Matt Walsh.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 10/11/2025 1:16:41 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Oh, how I wish this was true.


2 posted on 10/11/2025 1:20:34 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“No one is above the law.”


3 posted on 10/11/2025 1:21:38 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Je suis Charlie Kirk.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

and 5 cents ,LOL


4 posted on 10/11/2025 1:28:45 PM PDT by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
LOL...
"The interest on $355 million, it's going to be a killer, let me tell you," said Trump. "But you have to take it up with Jerome Powell. Do you know Letitia had a billboard made to show how much money she was coming after me for, with interest and everything? Nasty woman. I almost feel bad for her with the interest rates being so terrible, but that's all Jerome. He's an idiot, really a low-IQ guy, Jerome."
They've got President Trump down to a tee. Shawn Farash on X impersonates President Trump perfectly should use that!
5 posted on 10/11/2025 1:29:08 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I got snared in today’s Babylon Rabbit Trap.
Wishful thinking strikes again!


6 posted on 10/11/2025 1:32:37 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The process is the punishment. She’ll be selling those two rentals to pay her attorneys fees. And paying capital gains!


7 posted on 10/11/2025 1:40:45 PM PDT by j.havenfarm (24 years on Free Republic, 12/10/24! More than 10,500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Babylon Bee: “So Mr President how to did you arrive at the figure of $355M?”.

Trump: “Not hard. There are 345 days in a year and then I threw in an extra 10 for good measure. Then I multiplyed by 1M. I was always good at math.”


8 posted on 10/11/2025 1:42:16 PM PDT by plain talk
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“She’ll be selling those two rentals to pay her attorneys fees”

You mean she can’t lie on her application forms and get second mortgages on them?

Lol.


9 posted on 10/11/2025 1:49:03 PM PDT by cgbg ("The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.")
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Come on, Honey. I’ll make you famous!


10 posted on 10/11/2025 3:00:51 PM PDT by Delta 21 (None of us are descendants of fearful men!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum; pookie18

11 posted on 10/11/2025 3:15:48 PM PDT by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

If only this were true it would truly be a day of celebration. Give the bitch a taste of her own medicine. “No one is above the law!”.


12 posted on 10/11/2025 3:41:33 PM PDT by Omnivore-Dan (have to )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Wpi know this is the Bee... but whatever her bail would be (yes I know shes isnt arrested being held on bailout), in the spirit of her crimes, it ought to demand 20% down and a co-signer, not her dad claiming to be her husband either


13 posted on 10/11/2025 4:42:40 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Bee should have said that Trump was going to adjust the amount for inflation... making it not 355 but 380m


14 posted on 10/11/2025 5:11:15 PM PDT by Jumper
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Bee is at it again... Love it!!!


15 posted on 10/11/2025 6:34:31 PM PDT by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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