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My first thought is search for family lawyers in your area, look at their reviews and ask for a consultation.
If you have had experience with good lawyers who are trustworthy in the past, ask if they have partners in the family field of law.
Also ask ppl you know if they have experience with lawyers in your area.
How about a little illegal family advice?
If you can’t be a son of a bitch, hire a son of a bitch.
Find a local, respectable family attorney.
I know my extended family has needed one to handle parents that started going sideways in their elder years.
You might be able to get free help from a local legal group.
Just tell them that you feared for your life and won’t comment more without a lawyer present.
stay calm
don’t raise your voice
don’t make threats
Talk to a lawyer specializing in family law ASAP. Many will talk to you for 15 minutes without charge.
What matters is how the lawyer will impress a judge.
Law can vary a lot from state to state. So you need a family lawyer licensed in your state. Second, if you need a good lawyer, avoid ones that advertise on billboards or the sides of buses. Third, probably avoid county or state bar referral services. Yes, they’ll give you names, but the really good experienced ones don’t need to sign up for the referral services.
Best place to get a good referral is from someone who is unhappy with how their lawyer did. Ask who the lawyer on the other side of the case was.
Not to make light of your request but, please consult an actual attorney.
If it involves older people, such as a parent or aunt, find a lawyer that specializes in elder law, and fast. Old folks can be fleeced big time & fast.
Some states might be able to help if you can’t afford an elder law lawyer. Be aware that at the late stage, elder care is expensive and will tend to eat up an unprotected estate of modest value.
“I need Legal Family Advice”
Ok.
If I were you, I’d sue.
That’ll be 1/3rd of your settlement for my legal advice.
There are reviews online.
Go to at least two review sites if time permits.
Situations where an elder law or family law lawyer are needed will almost never get better on their own.
I practiced family law for 25 years. Based upon the facts as provided, my considered advice is that you crack a quart of Jim Beam, find a clean glass, settle back in the recliner, ask Alexa to open Spotify and listen to every one of these songs, starting with #1.
1. - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?
7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
9 - I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
11 - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
12 - I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
13 - I Wanna Whip Your Cow
14 - I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
15 - I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
16 - I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
17 - I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
18 - I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
19 - I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
20 - I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
21 - If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
22 - If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
23 - If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
24 - If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
25 - If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
26 - Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
27 - My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
28 - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
29 - My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
30 - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
31 - Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
32 - Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
33 - She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
34 - She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
35 - She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
36 - She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty
37 - Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
38 - They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
39 - Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
40 - When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
41 - You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
42 - You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
43 - You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
44 - You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
45 - You’re The Reason Our Baby’s So Ugly
46 - I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You
47 - My Tears Have Washed “I Love You” Off The Blackboard Of My Heart
48 - Don’t Cry On My Shoulders ‘Cause You’re Rustin’ My Spurs
49 - I Can’t Love Your Body If Your Heart’s Not In It
50 - I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight
Don’t tell say a husband or elder that you are consulting a lawyer, just do it.
If a husband, you might get beaten. If an elder, it will cause a loss of trust in you.