Posted on 09/03/2025 5:23:06 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
https://babylonbee.com/news/pregnant-celebrity-mom-delighted-to-announce-unborn-baby-is-trans
BEVERLY HILLS, CA — At a lavish gender reveal party attended by Hollywood elite, a popular young celebrity announced that her unborn baby is trans.
"After three abortions, I am finally having a trans baby," the celebrity said. "It kicks a lot, which proves that the gender assigned by its genes is wrong. I'm having a little trans-boy!"
"Which is great timing. They're so in right now," she added.
According to a report in Variety, the party was attended by notable celebrities Annette Bening, Robert De Niro, Jamie Lee Curtis, and other celebrities with trans children. Speculation that the close-knit circle of trans supporters influenced the celebrity mother has been vehemently denied by the celebrity's publicist.
Footage captured by paparazzi showed that the gender reveal was conducted by releasing hundreds of genetically modified blue and pink roosters from a large, oversized cake. The roosters, intended to signify the dawn of a new day for the expectant mother, proceeded to peck themselves to death.
"I knew ahead of time the baby was trans," said family friend Charlize Theron. "I knew the same way I knew my three-year-old was trans. It was clear as day."
At publishing time, the pregnant Hollywood celebrity announced their trans baby was also indigenous and neurodivergent.
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The Bee....Man...I got stung
It wouldn’t shock me if this actually became reality…🤪
Kid never had a chance.
I fell for it too... gads they’re good.
So trendy.
This isn’t really parody. Many of these celebrities decide to “trans” their kids because it’s “cool”. They want to tell all their friends they have a trans kid, just like them.
They do more and more stories that are supposed to be satirical but actually could be real.
Just curious, why not link directly to the Bee?
Woke or joke was coined to describe the fact that woke is generally so extreme it is indistinguishable from satire. You have to know who the person is to determine whether is a real woke belief or someone mocking ot.
Thanks you’re being kind... still embarrassing to get stung.
Oh, you don't want to get a job because you are neurodivergent? Being a lazy bum is not neurodivergent.
The Babylon Bee site on X is popular with people who haven’t learned to use a browser.
They should have said her “eggs are trans”
Lol I did,too, briefly. It won’t surprise me one bit if some freak does announce this someday though
De niro is going full trans in his casket.
HoWood dwellers really are this crazy. The Bee might be starting a trend.
When I was a kid I wanted a Trans.
I saw this Bee article/ video on YouTube. It was funny...
18 year old trans is mentally ill. This kid who is on the way has a mentally ill mom.
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