Posted on 09/03/2025 10:32:00 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump laid rumors of health decline to rest yesterday by inviting doubting Democrats to come forward and touch the hole in his ear.
According to eyewitnesses, Trump miraculously appeared in the House Chambers and called for the unbelieving Democrats to step forward and put their fingers to his ear.
"Look, you can put your whole finger through it," Trump explained patiently to dozens of doubting Democrats. "Why do you hang back? Why did you doubt my health? Come forward and feel my ear — it's got a really beautiful lobe, just a fantastic lobe, even though with the hole. Oh you sad haters, you losers of little faith. Blessed are those who have not worried about seeing me over the weekend, but who faithfully read my Truth Social posts and follow them."
Trump also offered to eat several Big Macs and a large order of fries, to show the Democrats that he was still flesh and blood.
At publishing time, Trump had proven his good health to the Democrats by many other signs and wonders before instructing JD Vance to feed his sheep.
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Warning of graphic content.
Quentin Tarantino as an actor, getting shot in the hand and then showing George Clooney how you can see through it.
From Dusk Till Dawn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpL3faeMhQM
Some say the Bible passage where Christ invites Thomas to touch his wounds did not actually result in his touching the wounds. Just was convinced by the opportunity.
Others say the implication is he did.
I wouldn’t trust any democrat to touch any orifice on my body.
See John 20:25 for a reference to the guideline Trump followed.
Yeah, I know it’s the Bee...
“Nobody’s ever seen anything like it!”
> “Nobody’s ever seen anything like it!”
"One of the best lobes in history, everybody says so!"
LOL
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