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Trump Invites Doubting Democrats To Touch The Hole In His Ear
BabylonBee.com ^ | Sep 3, 2025 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/03/2025 10:32:00 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump laid rumors of health decline to rest yesterday by inviting doubting Democrats to come forward and touch the hole in his ear.

According to eyewitnesses, Trump miraculously appeared in the House Chambers and called for the unbelieving Democrats to step forward and put their fingers to his ear.

"Look, you can put your whole finger through it," Trump explained patiently to dozens of doubting Democrats. "Why do you hang back? Why did you doubt my health? Come forward and feel my ear — it's got a really beautiful lobe, just a fantastic lobe, even though with the hole. Oh you sad haters, you losers of little faith. Blessed are those who have not worried about seeing me over the weekend, but who faithfully read my Truth Social posts and follow them."

Trump also offered to eat several Big Macs and a large order of fries, to show the Democrats that he was still flesh and blood.

At publishing time, Trump had proven his good health to the Democrats by many other signs and wonders before instructing JD Vance to feed his sheep.

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1 posted on 09/03/2025 10:32:00 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Warning of graphic content.

Quentin Tarantino as an actor, getting shot in the hand and then showing George Clooney how you can see through it.
From Dusk Till Dawn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpL3faeMhQM


2 posted on 09/03/2025 10:42:00 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Some say the Bible passage where Christ invites Thomas to touch his wounds did not actually result in his touching the wounds. Just was convinced by the opportunity.

Others say the implication is he did.


3 posted on 09/03/2025 10:44:46 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I wouldn’t trust any democrat to touch any orifice on my body.


4 posted on 09/03/2025 11:26:41 AM PDT by Vaduz
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5 posted on 09/03/2025 11:31:26 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

See John 20:25 for a reference to the guideline Trump followed.


6 posted on 09/03/2025 11:57:03 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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To: JimRed

Yeah, I know it’s the Bee...


7 posted on 09/03/2025 11:58:55 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
“ … it's got a really beautiful lobe, just a fantastic lobe, even though with the hole. “

“Nobody’s ever seen anything like it!”

8 posted on 09/03/2025 12:59:33 PM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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>> “ … it's got a really beautiful lobe, just a fantastic lobe, even though with the hole. “

> “Nobody’s ever seen anything like it!”

"One of the best lobes in history, everybody says so!"

9 posted on 09/04/2025 10:24:04 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

LOL


10 posted on 09/04/2025 5:41:00 PM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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