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Hamas Terrorists Distance Selves From Greta Thunberg
BabylonBee.com ^ | Sep 1, 2025 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/01/2025 1:39:43 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

GAZA — Following news that the diminutive eco-geopolitical activist was once again planning to set sail to arrive in support of the Palestinian cause, Hamas terrorists released an official statement distancing themselves from Greta Thunberg.

Apparently not wanting the negativity that would come with any association with Thunberg, the infamous terrorist organization sought to clarify that they had absolutely nothing to do with her and that any connection was entirely manufactured on Thunberg's part.

"Please do not lump us in with her," said Hamas spokesterrorist Abu Muhammad Akhtar. "We're completely fine with being viewed by everyone around the world as a bloodthirsty, murderous band of evil terrorists, but that's totally different from being connected with Greta Thunberg. We don't want any part of that."

This was the second time that Thunberg had declared her support for Palestinians by embarking on a seafaring mission to Gaza, leading the terrorists to come out publicly to make sure the world knew that they did not condone or support her statements or actions. "She does not represent us," Akhtar continued. "There's negative publicity, and then there's association with Greta Thunberg. While we're willing to be vilified by the global community, we draw the line at letting anyone think we're in league with her. That would be awful for our image."

At publishing time, Hamas had also released a follow-up statement clarifying that, though it had claimed responsibility for numerous other atrocities over several decades, it had nothing to do with Greta Thunberg's haircut.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 09/01/2025 1:39:43 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Who is the guy on the right?


2 posted on 09/01/2025 1:41:54 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If Hitler were alive today and criticized Trump, would he still be Hitler?)
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To: AppyPappy
Who is the guy on the right?

LOL

3 posted on 09/01/2025 1:46:11 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF ISR pilot. We are a family of aviators. )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Where in the RAT “F” bomb did she come up with that Prince Valient wig? It looks like hell but it is a little improvement over her old Hanzel and Gretal wig.


4 posted on 09/01/2025 1:46:36 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Is this damn country so hard up for Judges that we have to hire Sparkle Sookananan from Trinidad?)
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To: AppyPappy

Prince Valiant.


5 posted on 09/01/2025 1:47:43 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Is this damn country so hard up for Judges that we have to hire Sparkle Sookananan from Trinidad?)
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To: AppyPappy

It’s what constant misplaced hatred will do to a gal.


6 posted on 09/01/2025 1:49:13 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: AppyPappy

“””Who is the guy on the right?”””””

Danny Partridge

http://news.amomama.com/434546-fans-react-to-the-partridge-family-star.html


7 posted on 09/01/2025 1:56:07 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

He has a wort on his nose.


8 posted on 09/01/2025 1:56:55 PM PDT by exnavy (See article IV section 4 of our constitution.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Greta appears to be a very disturbed individual.


9 posted on 09/01/2025 1:58:22 PM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC)
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To: AppyPappy

LOL.

You’re getting a lot of those.


10 posted on 09/01/2025 2:01:13 PM PDT by Veto! (Trump Is Superman)
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To: AppyPappy

Looks a little like Sir Robin from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.


11 posted on 09/01/2025 2:25:54 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: AppyPappy

12 posted on 09/01/2025 2:47:35 PM PDT by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

She is very lucky they didnt just decide to chop her dam head off.


13 posted on 09/01/2025 5:42:25 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
That girl just ain't right.


14 posted on 09/02/2025 11:08:54 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored
That girl just ain't right.

It doesn't really look like a female anymore.

15 posted on 09/02/2025 11:11:32 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of racism, anger, hate and violence.)
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To: dayglored

In the old days we’d call that retarded.


16 posted on 09/02/2025 11:12:10 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: dayglored

Look at her thumb on her right hand....looks weird


17 posted on 09/02/2025 11:15:52 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: 1Old Pro
> In the old days we’d call that retarded.

I wouldn't necessarily think retarded, per se, just not normal. According to her Wikipedia page:

"...she was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD), and selective mutism..."
That's quite a load to carry.
18 posted on 09/02/2025 1:37:36 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Hot Tabasco
> Look at her thumb on her right hand....looks weird

I think it's just folded over, the way she's waving.

At least it's not AI generated (AFAIK), she'd have two thumbs, or be missing fingers....

19 posted on 09/02/2025 1:39:52 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

It’s bent backwards


20 posted on 09/02/2025 2:34:28 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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