Posted on 09/01/2025 1:39:43 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
GAZA — Following news that the diminutive eco-geopolitical activist was once again planning to set sail to arrive in support of the Palestinian cause, Hamas terrorists released an official statement distancing themselves from Greta Thunberg.
Apparently not wanting the negativity that would come with any association with Thunberg, the infamous terrorist organization sought to clarify that they had absolutely nothing to do with her and that any connection was entirely manufactured on Thunberg's part.
"Please do not lump us in with her," said Hamas spokesterrorist Abu Muhammad Akhtar. "We're completely fine with being viewed by everyone around the world as a bloodthirsty, murderous band of evil terrorists, but that's totally different from being connected with Greta Thunberg. We don't want any part of that."
This was the second time that Thunberg had declared her support for Palestinians by embarking on a seafaring mission to Gaza, leading the terrorists to come out publicly to make sure the world knew that they did not condone or support her statements or actions. "She does not represent us," Akhtar continued. "There's negative publicity, and then there's association with Greta Thunberg. While we're willing to be vilified by the global community, we draw the line at letting anyone think we're in league with her. That would be awful for our image."
At publishing time, Hamas had also released a follow-up statement clarifying that, though it had claimed responsibility for numerous other atrocities over several decades, it had nothing to do with Greta Thunberg's haircut.
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Who is the guy on the right?
LOL
Where in the RAT “F” bomb did she come up with that Prince Valient wig? It looks like hell but it is a little improvement over her old Hanzel and Gretal wig.
Prince Valiant.
It’s what constant misplaced hatred will do to a gal.
“””Who is the guy on the right?”””””
Danny Partridge
http://news.amomama.com/434546-fans-react-to-the-partridge-family-star.html
He has a wort on his nose.
Greta appears to be a very disturbed individual.
LOL.
You’re getting a lot of those.
Looks a little like Sir Robin from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
She is very lucky they didnt just decide to chop her dam head off.
It doesn't really look like a female anymore.
In the old days we’d call that retarded.
Look at her thumb on her right hand....looks weird
I wouldn't necessarily think retarded, per se, just not normal. According to her Wikipedia page:
"...she was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD), and selective mutism..."That's quite a load to carry.
I think it's just folded over, the way she's waving.
At least it's not AI generated (AFAIK), she'd have two thumbs, or be missing fingers....
It’s bent backwards
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