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Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Cracker Barrel Logo Change
X.com ^ | 2:30 PM · Aug 23, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 08/23/2025 2:30:35 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-qaeda-claims-responsibility-for-cracker-barrel-logo-change

KABUL — In a newly released video, the terrorist group Al-Qaeda has claimed responsibility for the changing of the Cracker Barrel logo.

The group carried out the attack in the dead of night last week, posting the logo on sites across the world and sending Americans reeling.

"America shall never recover from the devastation we have unleashed," said Saif al-Adel, commander of the Al-Qaeda. "We have hit the infidels where it hurts the most. Praise be to Allah, the Cracker Barrel guy is no more. There is nothing but a soulless void, thanks to our glorious freedom fighters. Take that, Great Satan."

The American intelligence community has reportedly confirmed Al-Qaeda's claim. "With that kind of horrific rebranding, we knew it had to be a ruthless terrorist group," said CIA director Kash Patel. "Trust me when I say, the people behind this attack will be held accountable. Such a heinous attack on our home soil will be met with swift and lethal retribution."

At publishing time, Trump had dispatched the National Guard to take over the Cracker Barrel headquarters and protect it from further assaults.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; budlight; crackerbarrel; dei; juliefelssmasino

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1 posted on 08/23/2025 2:30:35 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

LOL!


2 posted on 08/23/2025 2:34:37 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialist communism, but you will have to shoot your way out.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

LOL! Nice!


3 posted on 08/23/2025 2:36:42 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Cracker Barrel is “modernizing”. That sounds like radicalizing to me.


4 posted on 08/23/2025 3:12:22 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Telepathic Intruder
Cracker Barrel is “modernizing”

A restaurant with the subtitle "Old Country Store" modernizing.

Do these people ever listen to themselves?

5 posted on 08/23/2025 3:16:33 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of racism, anger, hate and violence.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

I liked a meme I recently saw.
The “new” Cracker Barrel symbol with just the words “Food Place” inscribed.
Pretty much symbolizes the lost identity.


6 posted on 08/23/2025 3:30:01 PM PDT by sjmjax
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Good point. “New Old Country Store, improved for modern audiences”.


7 posted on 08/23/2025 3:33:24 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: sjmjax

8 posted on 08/23/2025 5:24:29 PM PDT by VastRWCon (Fake News)
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