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What would Hades name his daughter?
U.S. Birth Certificates ^ | August 11, 2025 | Self

Posted on 08/11/2025 7:10:04 AM PDT by 4Runner

Parents in the United States have quite a lot of freedom when it comes to naming their children. However, some names are banned across the country and cannot be used officially.

Naming prohibitions aim to stop people from choosing offensive or confusing names. Trademarks are also usually not permitted. Here are some examples of illegal names in the United States:

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If you’re considering an alternative name for your baby, it’s best to check a comprehensive list of illegal baby names in the United States. Other restrictions, like banned characters, or length limits, are imposed at a state level.

(Excerpt) Read more at usbirthcertificates.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: hillary; vanity; womensnames
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What prompted this posting is that, over the past week, I've had the privilege of speaking with two young women on unrelated matters. Each one was obviously Hispanic, and each had the first name of a U.S. state. The first young lady's name was "Nebraska". The second's was "Wyoming". I half expect to some day be informed the "anchor baby" woman I'm speaking with's name is either "ASAP" or "MSRP", with "ASAP" itself having some actual situational relevance. Some names, such as "Jesus Christ", and "Nutella" are in fact banned by the federal government. But I wonder why the feds think "Latrina" is apparently okay?
1 posted on 08/11/2025 7:10:04 AM PDT by 4Runner
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To: 4Runner

You mean other than Hillary?


2 posted on 08/11/2025 7:10:51 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: All

Hillary.


3 posted on 08/11/2025 7:11:51 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: BenLurkin
I was thinking Nancy, Michelle, or Kamala.

Of course, there's always Dr. Jill.

4 posted on 08/11/2025 7:12:19 AM PDT by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: BenLurkin

GMTA!


5 posted on 08/11/2025 7:12:39 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: RoosterRedux

“Nancy” would include Mace. Unfair


6 posted on 08/11/2025 7:13:33 AM PDT by albie
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To: 4Runner

Jill and Moochelle works!


7 posted on 08/11/2025 7:14:09 AM PDT by albie
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To: 4Runner

Macaria


8 posted on 08/11/2025 7:14:55 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: 4Runner

Joy! There’s 2 of em


9 posted on 08/11/2025 7:14:57 AM PDT by albie
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To: albie

True. It would have to be Nancy P. or just Nanzi or Nazi.


10 posted on 08/11/2025 7:15:40 AM PDT by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: 4Runner

How about “Onetoomany”?


11 posted on 08/11/2025 7:16:39 AM PDT by alloysteel (Try to understand, God is not finished with me yet. Still lots of room for improvement.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

I saw that one, too. Thought it was for a son. Like the others.


12 posted on 08/11/2025 7:18:44 AM PDT by 4Runner ("I gotta join a union just to get a job loafin'?" " Sure ya do!" --Abbott & Costello)
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To: 4Runner

I wonder if this causes problems for Khoisan speakers...


13 posted on 08/11/2025 7:21:30 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: BenLurkin

Helen Thomas.


14 posted on 08/11/2025 7:23:17 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: RoosterRedux

and Ketanji.


15 posted on 08/11/2025 7:24:01 AM PDT by Carl Vehse (Make Austin Texas Again! )
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To: 4Runner

Saw one once on a birth certificate that probably is not allowed. La-a. Pronounced LaDasha.


16 posted on 08/11/2025 7:25:45 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Perfection is impossible. But if you pursue perfection...you may achieve excellence.)
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To: 4Runner
Fun Bible trivia. The worst word for Hell in the Bible is Gehenna, which in the New Testament Greek is Geena. I used to be married to a woman with a name pronounced like that. I assure you, "Hell" is an accurate translation.
17 posted on 08/11/2025 7:30:25 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: 4Runner
--- "What would Hades name his daughter?"

Muslima.

18 posted on 08/11/2025 7:34:22 AM PDT by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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To: 4Runner

Oprah?

Beelzabubbette?


19 posted on 08/11/2025 7:44:36 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Thank you, Trump, Musk, Leavitt....)
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To: 4Runner

Years ago a husband and wife in N.J. named their kids after Nazis, including “Adolf Hitler Campbell”.....https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-parents-who-named-child-adolf-hitler-lose-custody-of-newborn


20 posted on 08/11/2025 7:46:04 AM PDT by Omnivore-Dan (have to )
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