What would Hades name his daughter?

U.S. Birth Certificates ^ | August 11, 2025 | Self

[4Runner]

Parents in the United States have quite a lot of freedom when it comes to naming their children. However, some names are banned across the country and cannot be used officially.

Naming prohibitions aim to stop people from choosing offensive or confusing names. Trademarks are also usually not permitted. Here are some examples of illegal names in the United States:

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If you’re considering an alternative name for your baby, it’s best to check a comprehensive list of illegal baby names in the United States. Other restrictions, like banned characters, or length limits, are imposed at a state level.

[4Runner]

What prompted this posting is that, over the past week, I've had the privilege of speaking with two young women on unrelated matters. Each one was obviously Hispanic, and each had the first name of a U.S. state. The first young lady's name was "Nebraska". The second's was "Wyoming". I half expect to some day be informed the "anchor baby" woman I'm speaking with's name is either "ASAP" or "MSRP", with "ASAP" itself having some actual situational relevance. Some names, such as "Jesus Christ", and "Nutella" are in fact banned by the federal government. But I wonder why the feds think "Latrina" is apparently okay?

[BenLurkin]

You mean other than Hillary?

[MplsSteve]

Hillary.

[RoosterRedux]

I was thinking Nancy, Michelle, or Kamala.

Of course, there's always Dr. Jill.

[Ann Archy]

GMTA!

[albie]

“Nancy” would include Mace. Unfair

[albie]

Jill and Moochelle works!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Macaria

[albie]

Joy! There’s 2 of em

[RoosterRedux]

True. It would have to be Nancy P. or just Nanzi or Nazi.

[alloysteel]

How about “Onetoomany”?

[4Runner]

I saw that one, too. Thought it was for a son. Like the others.

[Jamestown1630]

I wonder if this causes problems for Khoisan speakers...

[Hyman Roth]

Helen Thomas.

[Carl Vehse]

and Ketanji.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Saw one once on a birth certificate that probably is not allowed. La-a. Pronounced LaDasha.

[Tell It Right]

Fun Bible trivia. The worst word for Hell in the Bible is Gehenna, which in the New Testament Greek is Geena. I used to be married to a woman with a name pronounced like that. I assure you, "Hell" is an accurate translation.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

--- "What would Hades name his daughter?"

Muslima.

[OrangeHoof]

Oprah?

Beelzabubbette?

[Omnivore-Dan]

Years ago a husband and wife in N.J. named their kids after Nazis, including “Adolf Hitler Campbell”.....https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-parents-who-named-child-adolf-hitler-lose-custody-of-newborn