Posted on 07/28/2025 11:50:35 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-presidential-library-design-faces-criticism
CHICAGO, IL — As the Obama Presidential Center nears completion, it has faced significant criticism for a design that many say bears a striking resemblance to Castle Grayskull.
The Obama Presidential Center sits on 19 acres, featuring a fruit and vegetable garden, an events facility, and a giant castle that holds the secrets to conquering the entire universe.
"Our brilliant, forward-looking design is bold and exciting, and any resemblance to the final resting place of the Orb of Power is purely coincidental," said the center's lead designer, Hammond Hiss. "We think it captures the life and ideology of Obama perfectly."
The main building itself, a giant castle that sits on a pedestal of bones in a barren plain on the edge of a vegetable garden, is surrounded by a seemingly bottomless abyss that can only be crossed with the use of a giant Jawbridge that lowers from a giant skull that makes up the castle's only entrance. It is said to be frequently under attack by evil forces who wish to gain access to its power. But not so fast, says Obama, "I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy, chosen by destiny to receive its powers. I AM MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!"
The towering castle contains within it several magical doors leading to a portal room, a throne room, and a multilevel museum that encourages visitors to engage with local communities.
Though many have been critical of the center's design, many have expressed interest in visiting the magical mirror room that lets people view far away places in the universe. "I bet I could see my house from there," said one Chicago resident...
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Well, at least it doesn't look like a mobile home on a cliff.............
“”Well, at least it doesn’t look like a mobile home on a cliff.............””
You’re killin me! (but I needed that laugh)
I’m actually surprised that the REAL design isn’t more Mosque-like!
I feel for the poor taxpayers of Chicago that are in the sight-line of that ‘Lie-barry!’
“The Billy Jeff Clinton Presidential Liebury and Massage Parlor....” - Rush Limbaugh..................
Give it a few blazing torches and it’ll light up the Chicongo night.
“”“The Billy Jeff Clinton Presidential Liebury and Massage Parlor....” - Rush Limbaugh..................””
Ah... Rush. Nobody like him. I bet he’s up there in Heaven watching the ongoing destruction by the left on planet earth with extreme sadness that he can no longer report on it. I know I’m sad about that.
Of course it's not quite noon here so I haven't switched to beer yet but spewing coffee all over my phone isn't much better.
I used to live in Hyde Park. Parking is miserable. the area was already pretty full up, and there are three better libraries (Harper, Regenstein, Crerar) very nearby. Interestingly, the area was dry for restaurants last I checked. The onky Edwardo’s with no beer. U of C students had to go over to 55th for an Old Style.
O’Bammie’s Presidential Center and Basketball Arena out-uglies even Big Mike.
Think I’m kidding about the basketball arena? Here it is straight from the big Marxist, closeted Muslim himself: https://www.obama.org/stories/home-court-at-the-obama-presidential-center/
"A fitting legacy for She-Man, Mistress of the Unisex."
Beautiful future federal prison
When I visited Hyde Park in the summer of 1961, I listened to a speaker from Africa espousing anti-colonialist and pro-communist views.
FReepers told me I may have been listening to Barack Hussein Obama Sr. [!]
≣≣≣8-O
LOL!
I seem to remember a big outcry when they were kicking families out of the area they wanted to use for Bammy’s Lie-Barry.
(Newsweek!) Obama Library: Behind Schedule, Over Budget and Mired in Lawsuits - Published Jan 31, 2025, Updated Mar 09, 2025
AP(!) says 4,500 families to be displaced:
“Her sentiments represent a tangled conflict that’s unfolded since Barack Obama announced his $500 million presidential center would be built in Jackson Park, near Lake Michigan and where he started his political career, taught law and got married: Could the legacy library of the nation’s first black president propel the displacement of thousands of low-income black families right in his backyard?”
https://apnews.com/general-news-united-states-presidential-election-f3462b63c62b4d9dad70237ab573fff1
When our boys were young (pre-teens) we made trips to Chicago on a regular basis for the museums alone. They have some amazing things there. The boys were always, ‘engaged’ and really enjoyed those days, as did we all.
My fave will always be The Shedd Aquarium. Those prehistoric Sturgeons were always creepy, though. Amazingly old - like hundreds of years!
Visited a ‘Monet’ showing at the art museum (forget the name) back in the day. Did NOT take the boys, LOL!
The Clinton LIEBRARY reflects PERFECTLY Bill Clinton!!! It looks exactly like a DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER!!
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