[rightwingintelligentsia]

For those of us tired of Epstein stories.

[Doctor Congo]

“I didn’t steal your underwear, it was my cat!”

sure....

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

My original thought was...”WTF???”
But your explanation in #1 was perfect.
Yeah...tired, bruh!

[Flag_This]

Step 3: Profit!

[Z28.310]

Had a dog who loved underwear.
If he had access, he’d grab a pair, run out of the bedroom and through the house, thrashing a pair side to side, begging you to chase him down. This antic would sometimes happen in front of guests. Yikes! Padlock the hamper!

Worse, he’d stealth-chew the crotch area. Sometimes we’d only notice when we’d go to put them on. Me, I’d laugh. Gf wasn’t in the least bit amused when she’d feel the cool breeze and discover the damage.

[Leaning Right]

A friend of mine would put his money (paper bills) on a dresser when he came home from work each day. Sometimes the money would simply disappear. My friend suspected his wife.

He didn’t mind that the wife was taking the money. He very much did mind that she didn’t tell him first.

Turns out his cat was taking the money, then hiding it behind the furnace in the basement.

💵 🐈

[cuz1961]

This cat was the inspiration for the Obidens FBI marlogo panty raid.

( Sniker /-)

[Red Badger]

[jpl]

Cats love giving “gifts” to their owner, especially dead mice and such!

[rlmorel]

First: I love that name “Leonardo da Pinchy”!

Second: Hilarious! Cats do have quirks, and I can wholly see some cat doing this!

[GingisK]

Yeah. We switched to animal perverts.

[Vaduz]

Indeed thanks

[BenLurkin]

Beautiful cat

[nopardons]

BTTT

[libertylover]

Sounds like Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer are at it again.

[Albion Wilde]

[mewzilla]

He’s a purrvert!