“I didn’t steal your underwear, it was my cat!”
sure....
GOT A PUP YEARS AGO.
1/2 GREAT DANE 1/2 LABRADOR BLACK
DIDN’T HAVE A NAME-—
BUT SOON WAS CALLED BLACK BART AFTER THE STAGECOACH ROBBER-—
HE STOLE SOCKS OUT OF THE CLOSET, BUT LEFT THE SHOES.
DIED AT AGE 15+++ STILL STOLE SOCKS