Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: rightwingintelligentsia

A friend of mine would put his money (paper bills) on a dresser when he came home from work each day. Sometimes the money would simply disappear. My friend suspected his wife.

He didn’t mind that the wife was taking the money. He very much did mind that she didn’t tell him first.

Turns out his cat was taking the money, then hiding it behind the furnace in the basement.

💵 🐈


8 posted on 07/24/2025 5:28:36 AM PDT by Leaning Right (It's morning in America. Again.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: Leaning Right

Lol!

How did you find out? Did you get him on camera?


9 posted on 07/24/2025 5:34:05 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

To: Leaning Right

“”Turns out his cat was taking the money, then hiding it behind the furnace in the basement.””

Seems to me, the cat was species-confused, and self-identifying as a dog, since it’s usually canines that take and hide trophies. The cat’s canine instincts stemmed from trauma due to a lack of attention, love and appreciation as the house security mammal re: vermin control and extermination. The cat had, therefore, concluded that it was “not getting paid enough for this s#it”, so it took matters into its own paws. Disclaimer: I’m not an animal shrink, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once.


20 posted on 07/24/2025 6:50:14 AM PDT by Danie_2023
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson