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Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade
The Bee ^ | Jun 30, 2025 | The Bee

Posted on 07/01/2025 11:17:54 AM PDT by dayglored

SAN FRANCISCO — Pride Month festivities drew to a close Monday with one final Pride Parade that was closely followed by a Disinfectant Parade.

Street sweepers, janitors, and crime scene cleaners, all clad in HAZMAT suits, were joined by a marching band that played loud trumpets to mask the noise of the heavy cleaning equipment.

"Ugh, gross," said a marcher in the disinfectant marching parade as he trudged through piles of unspeakably filthy and highly infectious parade trash. "I mean, yay pride!"

As the parade progressed, the rainbow-colored motif of Pride was replaced with the vibrant blue of barbicide disinfectant, complemented by the pale greenish-yellow tinge of bleach. Experts say the procedure is necessary to prevent the spread of STDs and traditional fecal bacteria, which are typical byproducts of pride parades.

"Hey Bill, we're gonna need more disinfectant," said this year's Disinfectant Grand Marshall, Bart Martin. "Looks like we got ourselves a doozy this year."

Spectators reportedly camped out for days for a chance to see the Disinfectant Parade in action. "I can't wait for the city to get clean so I can walk outside again without catching Monkeypox," said one excited citizen.

At publishing time, the Disinfectant Parade was once again accused of homophobia for cleaning up various fluids on Castro Street.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; parade; pride; satire

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Hey, is that a puddle of gender fluid over there?
1 posted on 07/01/2025 11:17:54 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored

Not enough bleach.


2 posted on 07/01/2025 11:21:52 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: dayglored

Nothing to kid about. Look up some of the things sodomites do with each other, is revolting.


3 posted on 07/01/2025 11:24:34 AM PDT by Fungi
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To: Fungi

Thought you were a fun guy.


4 posted on 07/01/2025 11:35:31 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: dayglored
Years ago I started working in the ER of a big city hospital. I was just a kid from the suburbs who knew nothing about medicine and nothing about the world. One day I got talking to one of the battle hardened ER nurses on the staff and somehow she got onto the subject of strange things she had seen. One of the things she mentioned was that she once saw a guy who had a light bulb...and intact light bulb...up his bum.

Yes,the city involved is one of the top "gay friendly" cities in the country.

5 posted on 07/01/2025 11:53:47 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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To: dayglored

This had the redditors in a complete tizzy last night. It was glorious to behold.


6 posted on 07/01/2025 11:59:12 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: dayglored

Come on, guys, keep in step! And you call this a parade...


7 posted on 07/01/2025 12:03:32 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: dayglored

The cleaners in HAZMAT suits were needed yesterday to disinfect the local and national Enemedia newsrooms after the talking heads and their on-site propagandist got all mushy over the pervert parades.


8 posted on 07/01/2025 12:10:44 PM PDT by Carl Vehse (Make Austin Texas Again!)
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To: dayglored; rktman; Fungi; Seruzawa

It is so telling in this country that we have a pride month, but only a Veteran’s Day.


9 posted on 07/01/2025 12:44:52 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: dayglored

Excellent!!!


10 posted on 07/01/2025 6:59:02 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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