Posted on 06/13/2025 1:32:53 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
WORLD — With the outbreak of open hostilities between the two long-running enemy countries, the global community condemned Israel for launching devastating airstrikes against the famously peace-loving nation of Iran.
Israel announced the start of a large-scale campaign to deal with what it perceived as an imminent, existential threat to its existence posed by the humble nation that had never so much as hurt a fly and did not, in any way, spend the last few decades vowing to annihilate Israel and working to produce a nuclear weapon to make it possible.
"How could Israel perpetrate such a horrific act against what everyone knows is a loving, friendly nation?" asked Mujambe Hidibe, a spokesperson for the United Nations. "Everyone knows that Iran has a long history of being nothing but tolerant, peaceful, and warm toward all other countries. There was nothing at all that Iran could have done to provoke such an aggressive act."
Other nations around the globe also joined in the call for Israel to face sanctions. "This was an unconscionable attack," said Xiang Bao, a representative of the Chinese Communist Party. "We cannot tolerate Israel committing such atrocities while stubbornly refusing to sit and wait to be annihilated by the peace-loving government of Iran. How dare they stand in the way of Iran's loving and generous quest to wipe them off the face of the earth?"
At publishing time, activist Greta Thunberg was reportedly setting sail for Iran to bring a shipment of humanitarian aid in the form of new nuclear scientists.
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Humor Break! Archie Bunker, on messing with the Jews:
https://x.com/hilzfuld/status/1933480288912347310?s=48
The Bee needs to get up to speed on their messaging ...it’s “The Mostly Peaceful Nation of Iran.”
Yes, their style book needs update.
Lol! Archie Bunker is the best.
The Bee is closer to reality than most mainstream papers!
Babylon Bee with a walk off homer.
Just heard a Federal Judge issued an injunction barring Israel from shooting off any missiles or dropping any bombs.
Seriously.
This is NOT satire.
This story could very well be seriously published by the MSM.
It’s just too close to the facts of how leftists think.
This is how the world is today. There are those who are loudly saying that the demonstrations in Los Angeles have been completely peaceful. With this interpretation, we can say that Iran has a pacifist ideology.
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