Posted on 05/18/2025 12:52:23 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-to-remove-david-hogg-after-realizing-hes-david-hogg
U.S. — The Democratic National Committee has begun the process to oust David Hogg from its leadership after realizing that he is David Hogg.
The DNC announced it will attempt to void Hogg's February election to vice chair on procedural grounds, stating that no one had yet comprehended that this was David Hogg.
"Obviously, we have to remove him. He's David Hogg," stated DNC operations manager Chandler Kilgore. "It's unfortunate that it is only now dawning on us who he actually is, but here we are. For the sake of our own survival, the DNC will act quickly and mercilessly to depose him. I mean, it's literally David Hogg we're dealing with."
Sources say senior leadership within the Democratic Party were aghast at the discovery that the newly elected DNC leader was actually David Hogg. "What have we done?" sighed Senator Schumer aide Leslie Rendon. "Oh, man. We've got to fix that. I mean, it was apparent he was awful and bad at his job, but I didn't appreciate that he was David Hogg. What a disaster."
At publishing time, the DNC had begun the process of removing Tim Walz from the Democratic Party after learning that he was Tim Walz.
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He can sell pillows on the street corner....lol...jerk...
Wasn’t his Dad an FBI agent. And didn’t his parents meet illegal aliens at airports with gifts?
Ok, we’re on a roll. Got to get rid of Chucky Schumer, Gov. Nuisance, Adam Shifty, Ex bartender AOC, Omar the incest, and a whole bunch of other loony tunes.
The Palm Springs bomb guy looked like a Hogg wannabe.
The problem is that the Rats are like wack a mole.
Hogg is a pig!
The Bee...
“OMG what have we done??”
So much for democracy.
Someone both parties apparently can agree on.
With or without Babylon Bee kidding, he is white and a male.
Unless brought onstage as a comedy prop like Tim Walz, those two aspects aren’t allowed.
The future is female.
And hopefully part of a two or three minority party split of the former Dem Party.
Culd be a lot like the Jacobins at the end of the Reign of Terror when they turned on each other.
If that little soy boy cut out the tofu and hit the weight room, he might have more gravitas among the woke democrat sheeple
They just got done counting the mail in ballots and determined that the Hog didn’t win. Now that Democracy in action for you.
Is that what he looks like now? He’s aged poorly. Looks like he has issues. Either some disease, or some habit that’s made him look like that. The boy needs to see a doctor. A real one, not a DEI.
Hogg learned from the best. SHitler, Marx, Bernie Sanders and others who had a real aversion to PHYSICAL LABOR so entered Politics to gain a “Management Position” over people.
They realized he was white!
Bang those drums!! Expectorate! Hogg Phtuah!
He could relocate to an area with a safe Democrat seat and run for Congress. Possibly a mayoral run somewhere, but more likely Congress. OR - since he lives in D.C. and Eleanor Holmes Norton is 87 years old, maybe he’ll.…run…🤣 - for her Congressional seat.
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