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The school should adopt the sheep and sell the wool.
1 posted on 05/09/2025 8:46:26 AM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

Whoever the negligent owners are must be feeling pretty sheepish about now.


2 posted on 05/09/2025 8:47:59 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: DallasBiff

Heavily muslim area. Someone’s girlfriend/dinner escaped.


3 posted on 05/09/2025 8:52:24 AM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911/June 14, 1944)
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To: DallasBiff

BOLO for some chick named Mary..................


4 posted on 05/09/2025 8:53:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: DallasBiff

“Vee must go lookin’ for the sheepin in da rainen!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnkPhK7tmhw


5 posted on 05/09/2025 8:55:13 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DallasBiff

Mystery sheep.... loitering...

“Mystery” makes me think that something paranormal, extraterrestrial, or even Elvis might be involved.

“loitering” makes me think that the sheep were up to no good. Perhaps they were selling drugs or soliciting sex for money.


6 posted on 05/09/2025 8:57:53 AM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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To: DallasBiff

Nah.

BBQ!!


7 posted on 05/09/2025 8:58:10 AM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: DallasBiff

Probably, one of the little lambs knocked a fence open while looking for more grass to eat, one thing lead to another, and the rest of the flock blindly followed the ‘leader’.
Where’s a Border Collie when you need one?

The local police are likely calling around to various ranchers, asking if they can ‘temporarily’ adopt the small flock until the real owner is identified. That, or they will need to be what? Put down? I would think it’s expensive to maintain that many sheep. It’s not just one baby lamb, all alone.


8 posted on 05/09/2025 9:08:49 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: DallasBiff

Illegal aliens in disguise.


9 posted on 05/09/2025 9:08:58 AM PDT by Ronald77
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To: DallasBiff

I wish I knew how to quit you, Ennis you adorable ewe.


11 posted on 05/09/2025 9:12:24 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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12 posted on 05/09/2025 9:16:14 AM PDT by OldHarbor
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To: DallasBiff
I saw the funniest Ring camera video on YouTube the other day where someone's Border Collie escaped his fenced property and brought his sheep up to the house and got them all up on the front porch. The sheep were so confused. As one commenter said, "I have no doubt that if he could have gotten the front door open, those sheep would have all been herded into the house."

Border Collie herds sheep onto the porch

14 posted on 05/09/2025 9:20:15 AM PDT by ponygirl (Stay gold.)
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To: DallasBiff; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Red Badger; Rennes Templar; Diana in Wisconsin; ...
showing more than a dozen sheep loitering on a sidewalk and walking across a road.

Police said the sheep were found unaccompanied near Tarvin Elementary School in Leander.

What were they doing, loitering under a lambpost?

("For a baaad time call..)

Texas? I'm surprised this didn't happen in the Lanolin coln.

17 posted on 05/09/2025 9:34:12 AM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: DallasBiff

Ride Captain ride upon your mystery sheep….


18 posted on 05/09/2025 9:50:05 AM PDT by HerrBlucher
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To: DallasBiff

Let the cattle go, but don’t give up the sheep.


20 posted on 05/09/2025 9:52:02 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DallasBiff

What is the difference between a regular sheep and a mystery sheep?

Does the mystery sheep say, “just one more thing”?


21 posted on 05/09/2025 10:00:05 AM PDT by Fledermaus ("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
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To: DallasBiff

24 posted on 05/09/2025 10:28:38 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: DallasBiff

Was it the Serta sheep?


26 posted on 05/09/2025 11:02:03 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: DallasBiff

Somebody post a pic of “Dolly” the sheep from Woody Allen’s movie “Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex”.....


27 posted on 05/09/2025 11:52:51 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: DallasBiff

“Loitering? We ain’t loitering, Officer.
We’re just standing around here doin’ nothin’!”


28 posted on 05/09/2025 12:19:09 PM PDT by Ignatz ("Look, if I offend anybody today, I don't care." -Tom Homan)
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To: DallasBiff; FRiends
'Shaun The Sheep' pleads ignorance. Such cute movies - like 'Wallace & Gromit,' clay-mation puppets.


30 posted on 05/09/2025 1:33:56 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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