The school should adopt the sheep and sell the wool.
To: DallasBiff
Whoever the negligent owners are must be feeling pretty sheepish about now.
2 posted on
05/09/2025 8:47:59 AM PDT by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
To: DallasBiff
Heavily muslim area. Someone’s girlfriend/dinner escaped.
3 posted on
05/09/2025 8:52:24 AM PDT by
ConservaTexan
(February 6, 1911/June 14, 1944)
To: DallasBiff
BOLO for some chick named Mary..................
4 posted on
05/09/2025 8:53:57 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: DallasBiff
5 posted on
05/09/2025 8:55:13 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: DallasBiff
Mystery sheep.... loitering...
“Mystery” makes me think that something paranormal, extraterrestrial, or even Elvis might be involved.
“loitering” makes me think that the sheep were up to no good. Perhaps they were selling drugs or soliciting sex for money.
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
Probably, one of the little lambs knocked a fence open while looking for more grass to eat, one thing lead to another, and the rest of the flock blindly followed the ‘leader’.
Where’s a Border Collie when you need one?
The local police are likely calling around to various ranchers, asking if they can ‘temporarily’ adopt the small flock until the real owner is identified. That, or they will need to be what? Put down? I would think it’s expensive to maintain that many sheep. It’s not just one baby lamb, all alone.
To: DallasBiff
Illegal aliens in disguise.
9 posted on
05/09/2025 9:08:58 AM PDT by
Ronald77
To: DallasBiff
I wish I knew how to quit you, Ennis you adorable ewe.
11 posted on
05/09/2025 9:12:24 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
I saw the funniest Ring camera video on YouTube the other day where someone's Border Collie escaped his fenced property and brought his sheep up to the house and got them all up on the front porch. The sheep were so confused. As one commenter said, "I have no doubt that if he could have gotten the front door open, those sheep would have all been herded into the house."
Border Collie herds sheep onto the porch
14 posted on
05/09/2025 9:20:15 AM PDT by
ponygirl
(Stay gold.)
To: DallasBiff; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Red Badger; Rennes Templar; Diana in Wisconsin; ...
showing more than a dozen sheep loitering on a sidewalk and walking across a road.
Police said the sheep were found unaccompanied near Tarvin Elementary School in Leander. What were they doing, loitering under a lambpost?
("For a baaad time call..)
Texas? I'm surprised this didn't happen in the Lanolin coln.
17 posted on
05/09/2025 9:34:12 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: DallasBiff
Ride Captain ride upon your mystery sheep….
To: DallasBiff
Let the cattle go, but don’t give up the sheep.
To: DallasBiff
What is the difference between a regular sheep and a mystery sheep?
Does the mystery sheep say, “just one more thing”?
21 posted on
05/09/2025 10:00:05 AM PDT by
Fledermaus
("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
To: DallasBiff
24 posted on
05/09/2025 10:28:38 AM PDT by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
Somebody post a pic of “Dolly” the sheep from Woody Allen’s movie “Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex”.....
27 posted on
05/09/2025 11:52:51 AM PDT by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: DallasBiff
“Loitering? We ain’t loitering, Officer.
We’re just standing around here doin’ nothin’!”
28 posted on
05/09/2025 12:19:09 PM PDT by
Ignatz
("Look, if I offend anybody today, I don't care." -Tom Homan)
To: DallasBiff; FRiends
'Shaun The Sheep' pleads ignorance. Such cute movies - like 'Wallace & Gromit,' clay-mation puppets.

30 posted on
05/09/2025 1:33:56 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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