Thieves hijack 80,000 lbs of meat from Tennessee packing plant

Not The Bee ^ | April 03, 2025 | Staff

[Red Badger]

With Biden's inflation still lingering, and food still irrationally high in price, thieves continue their large-scale food heists in America.

After the election of Donald Trump to his second term, millennials on the Left immediately discovered fiscal conservatism and started worrying that raising tariffs might affect the cost of the most important thing in their lives: guacamole.

This time a band of thieves made off with 80,000 pounds of meat from a Tennessee meat-packing plant worth about $350,000.

The meat was picked up by two trucks for deliveries in Michigan and Kentucky, but the trucks never arrived.

According to the police report, when the original shipping contractor tried to reach ‘List Trucking Sales,' they received no response. The dispatcher for ‘List Trucking Sales' and ‘Ahmed Wengy' was also no longer responding to emails from the original shipping company, the report said.

Neither the company nor the drivers can be verified to exist.

The meat has completely vanished. But you know somewhere out there, a band of thieves is celebrating just like this:

[Tell It Right]

[Larry Lucido]

I’m having a big big barbecue this weekend. You are all invited.

[lovingliberty1965]

I love how boomers assume anyone younger than them is a “millennial”

[wally_bert]

Sounds like a case for McCloud.

[ComputerGuy]

Tennessee? Squirrel meat for sure.

[EBH]

40 tons?

[Macoozie]

somebody be playin’ “Hide the Salami”!

[MikelTackNailer]

"I want all the hospitals within a 500 mile perimeter monitored for high cholesterol."

[FlingWingFlyer]

Notice they didn’t steal if from the Euro Peons.

[FlingWingFlyer]

if=it

[DannyTN]

Wow That’s a $3 trillion heist!

[dfwgator]

“We have the meats!”

[Red Badger]

That’s a 3 trillion calorie heist!.....................

[dljordan]

‘Ahmed Wengy’

They thought it was goat meat.

[Revel]

McCloud and Columbo working together would do it.

[XEHRpa]

Well, we know the thieves are not European. We just learned from Lutnick that the Europeans won’t take our “beautiful beef”.

[Ezekiel]

Let's see weber or not this thread can pack 'em in.

40 tons?

You load 40 tons and what do you get?

A bigger grill
and BBQ set!

[Jane Long]

LOL!!

[frank ballenger]

The perfect meme. Bravo.