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Trump Doesn’t Rule Out Possibility Of Becoming Immortal Emperor Of Mankind For Next 10,000 Years
The Bee ^ | Mar 31, 2025 | The Bee

Posted on 04/01/2025 7:48:54 AM PDT by dayglored

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump assuaged fears that he would seek an unconstitutional third term as President by suggesting he may instead become an immortal emperor of mankind for the next 10,000 years.

"I'm not ruling anything out," Trump said during a phone call interview with NBC News. "A lot of people want me to do it. They want me to become the living embodiment of universal order and rampage across the galaxy in mechanized armor, crushing illegal aliens in my cybernetic grip. But I tell them, you know, it's very early in the administration. Anything's possible."

Though Democrats call his aspirations a constitutional crisis, there is nothing in the constitution saying a president can't seek a higher office as a cybernetic god-emperor of mankind.

"If you're emperor of the world, then you're not president," Vice President JD Vance said, adding to the conversation. "You don't even need to vote for emperors. So I'd say this is very much on the table as soon as we can work out the immortality part."

Trump, who is 78-years-old, said he likes working and hates dying. "Being an immortal emperor is appealing," he admitted before adding: "There are methods which you could do it — dark methods. But it's too early to talk about that."

At publishing time, Elon Musk announced a new version of his unreleased Optimus robot that could connect to Trump's brain.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; emperor; satire; trump
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1 posted on 04/01/2025 7:48:54 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored

A lousy 10,000 years? what an underachiever. /s


2 posted on 04/01/2025 7:51:21 AM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: dayglored

To Bee or not to Bee.


3 posted on 04/01/2025 7:51:33 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: dayglored

I like a chuckle in the morning...


4 posted on 04/01/2025 7:54:26 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: dayglored
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Emperor_Trump
5 posted on 04/01/2025 7:57:45 AM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens" )
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To: dayglored

LMAO, love it! I love how libs heads are exploding over him serving a third term. I really hope he’s just screwing with them because changing laws etc opens it up for dems to start serving third terms and that would be a “constitutional crisis”, a “threat to democracy”.


6 posted on 04/01/2025 7:59:19 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
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To: dayglored

For the Emperor!


7 posted on 04/01/2025 8:02:31 AM PDT by Skwor
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To: dayglored

I want a rock-star-God-Emperor-cyber-Trump, so add some guitar skills, too.

8 posted on 04/01/2025 8:07:07 AM PDT by ZOOKER
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To: dayglored

Good one


9 posted on 04/01/2025 8:20:25 AM PDT by plain talk
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To: dayglored

Trump: I am your immortal emperor.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
Trump: You don’t vote for importal emperors.
Peasant Woman: Well, how’d you become importal empereror, then?
[Imperial march music plays... ]


10 posted on 04/01/2025 8:23:27 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

I don’t I’d get tired of winning even after 10,000 years.


11 posted on 04/01/2025 8:38:03 AM PDT by rdcbn1 (TV )
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12 posted on 04/01/2025 8:46:29 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: dayglored

Who’s got the petition? I’ll sign right now!


13 posted on 04/01/2025 8:50:07 AM PDT by Delta 21 (If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
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To: dayglored

Watch the democrats lose it over this.


14 posted on 04/01/2025 9:09:24 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: rlmorel

Thanks! I couldn’t get the photo to preview.


15 posted on 04/01/2025 9:23:26 AM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens" )
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To: rlmorel

Somebody should locate and save that monstrous effigy of Trump, it’s a wonder of the world.


16 posted on 04/01/2025 9:51:11 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored; pierrem15

I gotta admit, it made me laugh aloud! It must be so pathetic inside their Lefty Skulls!


17 posted on 04/01/2025 10:17:06 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: dayglored

Mt Rushmore gets company.


18 posted on 04/01/2025 1:02:16 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: rlmorel
If you only have seen the still pic, you really should watch the video. The float is animated:

God Emperor Trump : Chosen By Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g8A96RPJDc

"In the grim darkness of the 3rd millennium, there is only Trump!"

Music "Carolus Rex" by Sabaton

19 posted on 04/01/2025 2:31:22 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Next he’ll start mining spice on Arrakis.


20 posted on 04/01/2025 7:24:30 PM PDT by utahb52
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