Il Donaldo Trumpo
Posted on 03/31/2025 8:05:50 PM PDT by bitt
Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it even more by serving a third term as president?
It's possible. Here are 11 feasible ways that Trump could serve a third term. Here they are. Read, and shudder.
Trump could appoint himself as a Federal Judge and unilaterally proclaim himself the Forever President: Federal judges can do anything they want and no one can stop them.
He might change his name to Bill Trump, making him legally eligible to run again: The Founders never accounted for a despot who would do something as devious as this.
He could collect all the Infinity Stones and snap his fingers, granting himself infinite terms: He already has three of them stashed in Mar A Lago. Terrifying.
Trump could just never leave, extending his second term forever: The scary thing is this is technically legal.
He could switch parties and become a Democrat so he can do whatever he wants: This one just might work, actually. Gotta hand it to Trump.
He could use the Men in Black neuralizer to make the nation forget he was already president: Maybe he's already used this on us and we're living in the hell of a fourth or even fifth Trump term without knowing it.
He might die and be resurrected as a glowy blue force ghost and rule for all eternity: He'll be impossible to assassinate then.
Elon could build a time machine to help Trump go back in time to 1787 and change the Constitution: Someone needs to stop this madman.
Trump could sign an executive order that only orange people may run for President: He'd be the only eligible person left besides Steve Thompson in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Trump could pardon himself for future constitutional violations before leaving his second term: Then he'd be able to have all the terms he wants, no strings attached.
He could convince some washed-up, loser career politician with dementia to run, then secretly pull the strings from behind the scenes: Hey, it worked for Obama.
Horrendous, right? It seems like any — and maybe all — of these scenarios could definitely happen. Time to hunker down!
Total crap.
BONUS!! :)
A journalist spills all after being mistakenly added to a group chat with top Trump officials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eICVY59OfkE&t=104s
Babylon Bee is all Trump, all the time.
Lighten up, Francis.
He could bring up the idea of a third term and kill any hint of humor the left had. Unfortunately he is too powerful and already had some splashover into this thread.
It's satire.
Leftists have no sense of humor.
He’d only have to go back to 1947, when Congress created the bill limiting any particular occupant to two terms, right? Convince everyone that term limits for the Presidency are unnecessary? Unless…he already went back to 1787 and botched the committee vote in Congress so that the two term limitation was “baked in the cake…?”🤔
Men in Black Flashie Thing is good for TV
Just a Few Zaps and 81 Million Votes could be Beat in no Time!
You got serious problems dude..
‘k , lets hear your bullSchiif excuses
Satire To You !
That doesn’t mean it ain’t True.
Yeah, but totally funny crap. Which is the whole idea in the first place.
Il Donaldo Trumpo
For the first time ever I think the Bablylon Bee is dangerous.
The liberals are very likely to believe all of this and get even kookier than they are now!
And who knows where THAT would lead to!!!
There already so ‘out there’ as it is 😆
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